by Bsbrbrbfbf October 20, 2019
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A particularly annoying person that lives in outlandish areas. They love to complain about how far away everything is, and have terrible social skills. Most likely home-schooled they flaunt the fact the finished high school at the age of 14.
Can also be a person that is relatively new at the rural life and its customs. Do not have any survival skills and would most definitely die of starvation, thirst, or bear attack.
In all cases a rural noob is extremely annoying because of there high-pitch nasally voice.
Can also be a person that is relatively new at the rural life and its customs. Do not have any survival skills and would most definitely die of starvation, thirst, or bear attack.
In all cases a rural noob is extremely annoying because of there high-pitch nasally voice.
Dude, you are such a rural noob!
God,, i hate holidays. I've forced to visit my rural noob cousins in the middle of no where.. its prison
God,, i hate holidays. I've forced to visit my rural noob cousins in the middle of no where.. its prison
by TrekkQuest54 January 2, 2010
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Generic loser: Can i borrow your calculator?
Generic loser #2: I am sorry but i forgot to fill my rucalator with blood this morning. Want to help?
Generic loser: Sure wait...what?
Generic loser #2: Here (puts rucalator in generic loser's hand)
Generic loser: I don't want...
Generic loser #2: Now at the time of your death please report to the flaming red door that smells of brimstone on your left.
Generic loser: Wait...What?
Generic loser #2: Exactly.
Generic loser: but only when i die right.
Generic Loser #2: yep
Generic loser: so do you know how i die?
Generic Loser #2: yep
Generic Loser: How?
Generic Loser #2: Rucalator slash across the neck.
Generic Loser: when?
Generic Loser #2: Geuss?
Generic Loser: oh sh*t
Generic loser #2: I am sorry but i forgot to fill my rucalator with blood this morning. Want to help?
Generic loser: Sure wait...what?
Generic loser #2: Here (puts rucalator in generic loser's hand)
Generic loser: I don't want...
Generic loser #2: Now at the time of your death please report to the flaming red door that smells of brimstone on your left.
Generic loser: Wait...What?
Generic loser #2: Exactly.
Generic loser: but only when i die right.
Generic Loser #2: yep
Generic loser: so do you know how i die?
Generic Loser #2: yep
Generic Loser: How?
Generic Loser #2: Rucalator slash across the neck.
Generic Loser: when?
Generic Loser #2: Geuss?
Generic Loser: oh sh*t
by SWHagashi May 28, 2010
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Refering to mpg (miles per gallon), this is an avergae of mpg in urban area, which is usually high due to the stopping, starting and speed differences , and that of rural area, which is much lower (about 10-40% lower)
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