rudy

milk man, rudy is a hot man who likes milk, he loves taking photos with milk and people may or may not call him milk man.

"Fuck, you're tight," milk groans.
"Oh, really? I thought this would be easy considering I've never done this before," rudy breathily shoots back. "Fucking moron."
"Are you going to shut up and let me fuck you?" rudy snaps.

by em is touching grass November 16, 2020

Rudy Burns

Giuliani hair dye that's actually runny Kmart shoe polish

Rudy Giuliani stepped to the lectern to illegally sabotage America's electoral process and began to sweat profusely. the next moment the Rudy Burns began forming on his diseased cheeks, looking like shoe-polish sideburns and helping create forever Internet memes.

by Uncle Joosie November 20, 2020

Rudy

A rudy is a person who is a weirdo and is an overall bitch made nigga.

The origin of the word is Saint Paul/Minneapolis, Minnesota.

“Man I don’t know if I wanna do this”
“Stop being a rudy and come the fuck on”

by You’re Wack March 2, 2020

Rudy

A small dick having, most likely degenerate Jewish motherfucker who enjoys having sexual intercourse with fat bitches or “whales”. This individual most likely also suffers from Down syndrome or is just genuinely fucked in the head.

Oh look it’s Rudy, look how fucking stupid that guy looks.

by Wendy Garrett May 15, 2020

Too Rudy for you

Too Rudy for you, means Rudy Dormitzer, was too smart for you to understand any of the knowledge he would drop on you and your tiny brain would have to dismiss as, “too Rudy”.

“Oh, that’s too Rudy for you”

by Rudy’s sis June 14, 2020

Rudy

When a chap fiddles around with his manhood in the presence of a girl he believes to be a minor whilst lying, bespectacled, on a bed

What a pre-nubile. Time for a Rudy

by Moruyapaul October 21, 2020

Pull’n A Rudy

Pretending to tuck your shirt in when actually jerking off.

Guy 1: Why has David been tucking his shirt in for so long?

Guy 2: Oh, he isn’t tucking his shirt in. He’s pull’n a Rudy.

Guy 1: What’s that?

Guy 2: David is actually jerking off.

by musinon October 22, 2020