open faced ruben

An infected vagina with white cheese (puss)

I was really into Claire until I pulled down her yoga pants and saw an open faced ruben.

by JMFE March 21, 2011

ruben van gend

A brokeboi who thinks he is the shit, you can reconize a Ruben by the clothing he wears. He brags about flexing but he only wears stupid shit like nike sb hoodies.

Thats a fucking Ruben van Gend! pointing to a broke ass bitchboi

by m21212121 September 28, 2017

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Pulling a Ruben

having a big, overt low-life get offended at the slightest word you say to him/her, only to have them shove a couch AT you.

or shove you into the couch.

sandy- "omg, fred only implied that jake get a haircut,but then that miserable duesch pushed fred into a Jerome's display window!!"

chris- "ouch, i guess he was in the mood for pulling a Ruben"

by I'vegothebends! May 13, 2008

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Ruben Studdard Fan

A spoiled southern drama queen. A girl who must make tragedy out of every incident in her life so she can lock herself in her room, cry and listen to her Ruben Studdard CDs.

Misty got turned down by Playboy and now she's a Ruben Studdard fan.

by major_delmac March 1, 2005

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