Ruben Santana

A puerto rican who happens to consist of layered meat, sauerkraut and Swiss cheese, with a dressing. These are grilled between slices of rye bread. The meat is either corned beef or pastrami, and the dressing is either Russian or Thousand Island dressing.

A: "where is he?"
B: "hes behind the Ruben Santana !!"

Ruben Santana by Salt n Pepper September 24, 2011

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ruben van gend

A brokeboi who thinks he is the shit, you can reconize a Ruben by the clothing he wears. He brags about flexing but he only wears stupid shit like nike sb hoodies.

Thats a fucking Ruben van Gend! pointing to a broke ass bitchboi

ruben van gend by m21212121 September 28, 2017

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ruben xaus

The greatest motorbike rider of all time. Affiliated with yoghurt. And Kai.

Ruben Xaus is the best motorbike rider.
Ruben "Yoghurt" Xaus

ruben xaus by Ruben Xaus himself October 4, 2004

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Ruben Studdard Fan

A spoiled southern drama queen. A girl who must make tragedy out of every incident in her life so she can lock herself in her room, cry and listen to her Ruben Studdard CDs.

Misty got turned down by Playboy and now she's a Ruben Studdard fan.

Ruben Studdard Fan by major_delmac March 1, 2005