Busty Rule

When searching anything on Google Images (without safesearch) applying the word "busty" will drastically change the results of the search, usually with gratuitous amounts of pornography and unrelated to the previous search.

Bob: I bet the "Busty Rule" doesn't apply to something like ramen noodles.
Oh shit...

by Busty pikachu October 4, 2010

Alec Rupert

A wild blue-haired creature living up in the North. This creature is known to rummage through people's garbage in Duboise looking for anything necessary food, pocket knives, etc. This creature was last seen in McDonald's asking for Big Mac's and getting whipped by car keys. It is said that this creature weighs in about 1-2 tons and you can find him usually wandering about the suburbs in Gloverville. This creature usually makes certain calls in the night for example, SMUSH Sm-uUU-SHH. One last thing if you startle this creature it might run or charge you with it's mating call you will end up dying of it's smell or the weight crushing on your body.

Josh: "Hey are we going camping tonight?"
Me: "I don't know man..."
Josh: "Why not?"
Me: "Didn't you see that biography on Alec Rupert on the history channel?"
Josh: "Oh yeah i almost forgot forget that lets play airsoft GUYS!!!"
Me: *sigh*

by JoshewahRupert12345 January 23, 2012

Murduhmerican-Rules

Murduhmerican-Rules
Is when laws are sit in position for racist-cops to kill innocent people and get away with it.
Murdered by hate law.
get off cheap by
Committing a hate crime by abusing ones authority.

Person : There are so many laws that are Murduhmerican-Rules set up in the USA that are questionable.

BY: GiovanniDYMillyentei

by MillYentei DYSlick September 6, 2020

The 50-50-100 Rule

An even more hyperbolic variant of The 50-50-90 Rule. In a situation where a subject has a 50/50 percent chance of getting something right, they will get it wrong 100% of the time.

This "rule" was popularized within the Super Mario Maker troll level community by popular Twitch streamer CarlSagan42, and is just one example of a reoccurring joke designed to showcase how easy it is to fool the average player into doing something wrong.

Player: *decides to collect a powerup which the level kills them for in the next room* "It's LITERALLY The 50-50-100 Rule. This happens EVERY time!"

by GNFZ April 6, 2021

five second rule

A simple rule stating that food dropped on the ground is still perfectly edible if it is picked up in five seconds. Ingeniously created by guys for the sole purpose of reducing wasted food and allowing a person that second chance they needed to enjoy their food.

Jason: I dropped my steak on the ground!
Chris: That sucks.
Jason: Nah, five second rule, I saved it.
Chris: Nice.

by brolli. July 22, 2008

One Guy Rule

When a girl has a history of getting with many men. She meets a guy, falls for him insanely quickly, and now insists she is a changed woman and no longer wants to sleep around.

Wow, she has seen the same guy twice, it must be that new 'One Guy Rule' she talked about.
Looks like they've both settled down together, that 'One Guy Rule' worked.

by Zoomers “r” Life February 5, 2020

Golden Rules of Life

1. Bob's Golden Rule of Life #1 - Women Get It When They Want. Men Get It When They Can.

2. FOPEA - Females Obviously Prefer Egotistical Assholes.

3. The Harry/Sally Rule - "Men And Women Can Never Truly Be Friends Because The Sex Part Always Gets In The Way."

4. Naked Curiosity Rule - Males Always Desire Seeing Female Acquaintances Naked... Always.

5. All Availability Rule - Regardless of their own status, men are fundamentally averse to encouraging a relationship between any woman and any other man.

Guy 1: "Men and women are so different. I wish we had a manual to decode eachothers behaviour"

Guy 2: "We do! The Golden Rules of Life!"

by bobandbill April 25, 2011