Load on the Rings

When a married women uses her left hand to jerk a guy off and he dribbles his splooge all over her wedding ring et al.

She pumped my hot dog so hard I splashed a hotload on the rings of her left hand.... ok so it's a reach

by Rightous Willie February 29, 2004

Lord Of The Rings

Three movies about a bunch of midgets walking to a volcano.

It was a shame that Frodo from Lord Of The Rings stopped walking at the edge of the volcano and didn't take another few steps.

by mAD~mOD January 3, 2007

tickeling my rings

If i say to you that you're tikeling my rings it means that your pissin me off! the first time i heard is when i was talking to two fellas and there was a lot of migits around when he said it i thought he ment it lituralry

stoner 1: are those migits anoying you
Stoner 2: No, why?
Stoner 1: Cos there fuckin tickeling my rings

by Kate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! October 3, 2005

rings of uranus

the name given to the action of fisting a girls anus while having a four finger ring on your hand. Ideally, the ring says "shocker" across it.

She really seemed to enjoy getting the rings of uranus.

did you see the rings of uranus?

She screamed when she first caught site of the rings of uranus.

by brian mastrantoune July 24, 2008

Five-Rings

Middle aged man who tends to get knifed or "shanked" by girls half his age or younger. He tends to associate himself with weeners such as Cowboys or Pandas and the occasional Fat Pat.
On a side note, they tend to smell like tiger poo.

Five-Rings just got his ass blown up by Dorkus!!!!

by Awesome*Sauce September 8, 2010

Olympic Rings

An interracial orgy of five vaginas all simultaneously scissoring. Relatable to a Kardashian family reunion.

Those Olympic Rings really make a bad porno.

by hahahahahahahahahahahehe August 4, 2012

Bells are Ringing

A musical about a switchboard operator in NYC who falls in love with a struggling playwright. Back then they had switchboard operators because they hadn't invented the answering machine yet.

"Hey, let's go see our school's production of 'Bells are Ringing'!"

by clevergirl1993 April 27, 2012