Eight Second Rodeo

~noun; A term used when an individual purposefully finds a sexual partner whom he/or she doesn't know; during intercourse the individual lies and whispers into the unknown partners ear, "I forgot to tell you, I have AIDS" The object is to stay on top for eight seconds without being "bucked" off.

"I met a girl at a bar last night and gave her the Eight Second Rodeo, she kicked me in the nuts so hard I flew back at least two feet... I didn't even make it two seconds, man."

First guy, "Dude, I'm in trouble. I hooked up with a girl last night and she told me she had AIDS while we were having sexual intercourse and then wouldn't get off of me."

Second guy, "You're okay man, she just gave you the Eight Second Rodeo."

by Oil Field Trash October 28, 2006

goat rodeo

A situation that order cannot be brought to any time.

Traffic in Denver, Colorado at 5:00 p.m. is a goat rodeo

by lewdogg May 1, 2003

fat girl rodeo-reversal

When a fat girl that is 'in the know' pulls a fast one (or fat one, even) on fat girl rodeo players by grabbing the nearest elongated object (cucumber or beer bottle) & anally violating the prankster whilst his fun-loving friends look on in disbelief, disgust, shock & amazement all at the same time.

Hahaha, that fucker didn't think he had 1 coming. I pulled a fat girl rodeo-reversal on him. He's probably going to have ta poop through his peehole for weeks. ONE FOR THE BIG GIRLS

by catfight12 January 4, 2009

randy rhodes

greatest guitar player ever. first to mix classical with metal. often overshadowed by EVH, he never became as famous as he should have, and died in a plane crash

by sasuke November 1, 2003

Anal rodeo

When a male tells his freinds about an upcoming rondevous with the opposite sex. They create a secret word that they are going to use (i.e. go). As the couple is engaging in the act of lovemaking, the man forces his member into the womans anus at which time he also yells "go". His freinds break down the door to turn this rodeo into a spectator sport, while the man tries to stay in for at least 8 seconds as the woman bucks around.
Note: a harness, sturups, boots, a saddle, reins, or any other type of bull riding accessory may be used.
P.S. rodeo clown suggested.

One time I stayed in for 15 seconds during an anal rodeo and you can pick up the example porno at your local porn shop.

by Jared Wade August 8, 2006

boston rodeo queen

when the girl is on top, making love to a man, and she leans forward and whispers into his ear 'your dad likes this too' and sees how long she can stay on for.

that girl lori boston rodeo queen'd him

by wheeeeymus January 17, 2008

Rhode Island

The smallest state in the country. Not well known. It is mainly made up of Italian and Portuguese. Home to Johnston(has the highest % of italians in the country).

Capital: Providence
Pop.: Around 1,000,000
Home of the New England Mafia(still very influenced by it).Scituate, Johnston, Cranston, and providence are basically 1960 Italian neighborhoods with modern technology. We have Brooklyn/jersey accents. The rest of the towns have neutral or mass. accents. Creators of the New York system Weiner(different from a hot dog), dels lemonade, coffee milk,clams casino. Hate massholes. We're old school italians not the jersey shore kind. We have some of the best Italian food in the country. None of that fake Irish or Greek "Italian food". There's a bakery and Dunkin' Donuts on every corner. St. Joseph's day and Columbus Day have "feasts" or large celebrations organized by a local church. Everyone goes to them and fights usually break out.

Rhode Island

by Mr.RI April 3, 2014