Rittenhouse Defense

A term used when someone claims self-defense after they provoked someone. Named after the infamous Kyle Rittenhouse case where the defendant argued for self-defense while it's argued on whether or not he provoked the shooting.

Person 1: "That man claimed self-defense in court after he shot her!"
Person 2: "He's pulling the Rittenhouse Defense."

by GuyWithBraces November 23, 2021

ritties

It is a combination of the word titties and rolls. Most common among portly women. When there's no distinction between the rolls of fat that run a long their sides and their breasts.

Zack: Damn! That girl may be portly but she has some huge knockers!

Joe: Yeah your right! Oh wait. The're just ritties.

Zack: Shit! I've been drinking way to long.

by Aircraft Mechanic December 18, 2009

rhett

Waste of space bag of shit

rhett is a pile of garbage

by Dr. Sago December 18, 2019

Rittered

Death from sudden heart failure a la John Ritter

"We had no time to get Armando to the hospital after he suddenly Rittered"

by hughmonger October 29, 2003

RHKTTH

1. RoundHouse Kick To The Head

2. What Chuck Norris does to his prey

3. Term used to describe a verbal beatdown on an individual or group or individuals

Employee #1: Did you see Ryan WWILF the web all day yesterday?

Employee #2: Yeah, man, the boss gave him a firm RHKTTH to stop that crap.

by TheDownwardSpiral June 11, 2007

rhkttf'd

To own,to pwn,to win,originated in runescape,originally thought to stand for RoundHouse Kick To The Face'd,due to its creators obsession with Chuck Noriss jokes(this is unconfirmed)

"Dude,you just got rhkttf'd!"
"I just got rhkttf'd in the wild,again!"
"YOU JUST GOT OWNED,I MEAN rhkttf'd!"

by Alex A.K.A Sgt.Donut July 3, 2007

RHITP

Ram her in the pooper.

- Did you rhitp?

- Yeah man. It was fucking tight.

by Rancid_City_Girl June 29, 2010