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cooking with ruben

Cooking with Ruben is an extremely popular online video featuring Ruben and his buddies. They attempt on making cake
I can’t wait to watch cooking with Ruben for the 58th time today!”
by uR dED NaN haRRhAR!!1!111 October 30, 2017
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ruben rodela

The act of watching a 'big boob orgy starring Kim Kardashian' while playing FIFA as an unknown male shoves a vibrator down one's penis.
Dude Plu can multi-task, he was able to perform a ruben rodela.
by Ready Rodela April 17, 2009
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rubén

Someone who loves pineapples, and can’t commit to a relationship; gets bored.
by kenzzz_rob1 May 13, 2018
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Ruben

Very smart, carries a great conversation, charms everyone, including me. Sucks you into his charm and sexappeal. Will make you fall for him. And then out I f nowhere he vanishes. Only to show up months later, finding out he has a girlfriend and she's pregnant, and has the baby on your birthday. Makes you wish he would of stayed gone, all's you would have is awesome memories. Instead of breaking your heart. He will always have a side chick.
Ruben, well time for me to go home I have a girlfriend and a new baby, I will see you when the girlfriend pisses me off. Then I will come see you, cause your my side chick.
by Not your side chck November 22, 2019
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Rueben Sandwich

When a black girl in germany gets sandwiched by two asian guys while she has a yeast infection.
Isnt that the black chic who got a rueben sandwich when she went to Germany last year?
by I <3 kraut September 22, 2009
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Ruben

Ruben is a very nice, very handsome Puerto Rican (not Mexican, haha) gentleman. He is respectful to women, and has a great taste in music from those people who cover all the time on youtube.

He's got a crazy weird personality that makes you instantly want to be friends with him, and a fantastic humor that keeps you laughing hysterically throughout the whole conversation. (AND he can actually carry out an intellectual conversation!)

He's really a phenomenon, to be honest. A remarkable guy. :)
Becca: Morgan, why are you so tired?!

Morgan: Well, I was up all night messaging Ruben.

Becca: Why on earth would you do that?

Morgan: Because he's funny as hell and keeps me laughing, plus he's pretty dang extraordinary. I want to talk to him as much as I can. :)
by MorganShmorgan February 18, 2011
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Reubankle

A queer and extremely rare condition that affects the ankles, causing them to shrink remarkably and give the impression that the sufferer is actually hovering above his feet.

When infected with this disease one is exceedingly embarassed to display one's feet in public, and their countenance is often kept a closely guarded secret, sometimes even more so than that of the buttocks.
"Sebestian never takes his shoes off, even on the hottest days."

"Yes, I've noticed that. Perhaps he has reubankle."
by Alfiecake July 14, 2009
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