retired andy

a cripple, usually wheelchair bound.

west midlands slang term

look at that poor retired andy. one of his wheels has fallen off

by grandbag July 19, 2003

Retismidromic

When someone is retarded, autistic, and has down syndrome. Is also hated by everyone for how annoying they are.

That guy is "Retismidromic". ALSO Oh god it's him. You also have to talk with them so they stop trying to talk to you.

by AndreasHasJamesCharlesHair911 February 11, 2019

blue line retirement plan

Suicide by cop.

Just like the Smith and Wesson retirement plan, except now free! Try the blue line retirement plan today! Operators are standing by, the call is free! Why pay for mental health services when lead therapy is only thirty minutes away?!

by assblaster9000420blazebrbkms May 17, 2018

retirement contract

What a free agent recieves when he signs with the San Francisco Giants.

The next Free Agent who will sign with SF this offseason will recieve a retirement contract.

by UnderPressure September 28, 2006

retire

what men do what the die,

and what women do when they get married,

daddy what does retire mean?

by bryan_thrax January 17, 2009

Retistic

Autistic and retarded combined.

My nigga Humphrey is Retistic.

by Urban penisary June 14, 2018

retired

To be once again tired

After coitus I was retired.

by patogracho June 8, 2006