res vom

"residual vomit"

vomit that is found -- usually in small quantities -- in the general vicinity surrounding the actual spot of the vomit

Allie: My foot is wet.
Peter: Did I spill my drink again?
Allie: Don't think so. Wait... don't tell me it's Mark's vomit?
Peter: It shouldn't be. He puked in the sink.
Seetha: I think Allie might have stepped in some res vom from when he was walking over to the sink.
Allie: GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!
Peter: EWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Peter Baltera January 14, 2008

re-penis

the penis of a retarded individual

everyone was appalled at the sight of the down syndrome man masturbating on the bus. "he just pulled out his re-penis and began going to town." said one on looker

by ernae August 19, 2011

Re-enacturd

A really, really stupid, whiny Civil War re-enactor.

Hey did you hear that re-enacturd? He was whining about how he had to sleep outside in the cold and that he didn't have enough blankets.

by stella22132 February 12, 2007

RE-Up

Re-up is defined as replenishing something

Idiots like Sandra think only drug dealers use it

Re-up my cup of water

by jamaalrk June 12, 2016

Re-hyphening

1) The act of mentally shifting a hyphen in a sentence or comment which contains the pattern {adjective-ass noun} Used for personal amusement only. From the webcomic xkcd (www.xkcd.com/37)

2) Verbally expressing this mental re-hyphening to show discontent or apathy toward a person's vocabulary, word choice, comment, or the person in general.

Take note: Not all hyphens can be shifted for this effect - i.e. phrases like No-Talent Ass Clown or Punk-Ass Bitch - because the hyphens either don't make sense anywhere else, or they're just funnier where they are.

1)
Person One: Man, that's one ghetto-ass car!
Person Two: (Thinks: "Man, that's one ghetto ass-car!") Hehehe.

2)
Person One: I had a nasty-ass cold last week.
Person Two: An ass-cold? Is that some new STD?

Person One: Goddamn, I'm one bad-ass fucker!
Person Two: Yes, I bet you're a horrible ass-fucker, and I'm sure your boyfriend would agree.
Person One: Quit re-hyphening me, you ass bastard!

by E-McJeevey December 2, 2010

Re-Patricide

The act of killing one’s father only to have to kill him again once the outbreak takes effect.

Oh my God Dan! Did you just kill your dead dad? That’s Re-Patricide! Run!

by Matthew.DouglasMD July 22, 2019

re-bay

To resell an item that you just bought on ebay for whatever reason.

I just bought some shoes on ebay and they don't fit. I will re-bay them.

by Alley Cat Smith August 6, 2010