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religion

a belief in something spiritual that cannot be proved
Judaism, Christianity, Islam, Hinduism, Buddhism, and Taoism are very popular religions.
by me August 10, 2004
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religion

The, in my opinion, TRUE plague and scourge of the Earth.


...Not much else I can say that hasn't already been said...
OMG RUN!!! IT'S RELIGION!!! AHHH *is consumed by unescapable darkness*

Is "unescapable" even a word? Meh, who cares.
by The God of all you know. February 23, 2005
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religion

Bill stop going to church you retard. Religion is bullshit.
by EIiiTE HiiTMAN March 13, 2009
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religion

A way of thinking, often a way of life for many in which the person sets his beliefs upon something extravagant and logically unrealistic.
Popular religions
Christianity, Satanism, Nihilism, Girl-Pimping
by larstait October 8, 2003
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religion

I tried studying religion but then realized it was a load of shit.
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Religions

Very large (usually popular) cults.
"'Stupid religions'she said, as she masterbated to the bible."
by DieJebusDie August 19, 2003
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religion

1. A massive group of people who all follow the EXACT same set of beleifs without having to think about them. In fact questioning God is bad and sends you to a land of eternal suffering.

2. A simple system that breeds laws into people so that they realize the only way to salvation, is to give the church money.
Religion is the fasionable substitute for beleif. --Oskar Wilde

Also see: Sexual abuse
by Moo May 25, 2003
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