Releasing The Stub

The process of sitting on the couch and managing to cross one's legs just so, so that one's flacid penis effortlessly dangles from the bottom of one's shorts, all the while entertaining one's high school aged son's friends after dinner. Naturally, one of the friends catches a glimpse, and proclaims Yo Sr. to have been "Releasing the Stub." Not to be overused.

{In a hysterical laughter at an after-party} "Well, you never release the stub Raag. It ain't genetical."

by Pize October 13, 2004

release the hostages

another phrase for having to move your bowels

Excuse me everyone I have to go and release the hostages

by polobearsd August 23, 2006

Release the Doves

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1.The act of ejaculating into ones own hand, holding the ejaculate then proceeding to fist another Man/Woman and releasing the contents inside.
2. As above but it happens while Righteous Brothers "Unchained Melody" is playing at the time of release.

I wish I had never heard of "Release the Doves", I would prefer to "Release the Doves" into Rosanne Barr the listen to another Nickleback track.

by Geomada August 8, 2012

Release

Word used to express the fact that you really can't be bothered to deal with someone or something, out of sheer desperation or disappointment. If someone tells you "release", you should just f**k off.

"-Man I really am sorry I slept with yo girl
-Release, release"

"-Dude your mom is really hot
-Release bro"

by TheSauceHomie January 27, 2021

Release The Kraken

to take a massive shit

My brother just called me to tell me that he was going to have to Release the Kraken in his toilet.

by el_duderino_ March 19, 2010

release the kraken

When an angry bull-dyke pulls out the biggest dildo in her arsenal.

When Martha was finally able to fit her fist into Gertrude's vaginal canal she knew it was time to "Release the Kraken!"

by valet6969 October 6, 2010

london air break release

When a couple is performing vaginal sex in the doggie style position. The male licks both thumbs, puts them together, inserts them into the females anus, and pulls them apart. This action stretches the anus releasing any built up gas. The releasing of this gas makes a sound similar to the releasing of excess air on a semi-trucks air breaks.

Dude, I was pluggin' Staci last night and right before I exploded in ecstasy. I gave her the ol' London air break release. Without getting into too much detail, I will tell you that she must have had cabbage for dinner.

by Danimal107 March 10, 2008