sperm rash

1)a full fledged area around the mouth and face where sperm has been escreted cauing bad acne patches.
2)See also Lise

Lise's face got some SERIOUS sperm rash...foo

by Jess and Mac March 21, 2007

fanny rash

a fanny rash is a sore and red part around a girls fanny

y is yor fanny red its a rash can i touch it No!!!! it will bloody hurt

by jimty August 29, 2005

road rash

commonly acquired from bailing at top speed while operating a multi-wheeled street plunging apparatus, especially a skateboard or inline skates, road rash is a slang term used to describe the assorted flesh wounds resulting from such dangerous behavior. often, the term is used by one seeking to elaborate and intensify his/her recent extreme skate adventures. depending on the severity of the road rash, one may experience prolonged bleeding, pussing, and uncomfortable stinging. discoloration, scabs, and scarring of the epidermis is common. there is little treatment for road rash; keep wounds clean, refrain from furthur injury and stay away from the streets, rest, and consult your doctor if necessary. otherwise, enjoy showing off scars and battle wounds to your friends and anyone else interested.

so dude i was bombing twin peaks the other day on my longboard at like 40 and this frickin car comes barreling around the corner and i clip his bumper and hit the pavement. i slid at least 10 feet and i took some serious road rash on my body. hopefully i'll be back on my board in the next few weeks and i can take the whole thing yo.

by bombhillsnotcountries August 28, 2005

ass rash

A real or ficticious condition afflicting a hot-tempered person. Used as an excused for mean-spirited remarks or action.

Watch out for Ken...he's got an ass rash and is gonna be hard to get along with today.

by Harry Flashman August 31, 2004

gravel rash

Gravel rash is a term used in the gay community, to describe their first anal sex experience, as often the sphincter is very tight, and may produce a rash on the tip and shaft of the erect penis.

Trent: "Man, my first anal sex with a guy gave me the biggest gravel rash on my fucken knob aye! Luckily with time, the wounds have healed and so has my gay sex life!"

by omg i am wtf uber November 8, 2006

Briggsy Rash

When one cannot maintain an erection and proceeds to use his tongue to get the job done, licking the oposite sex in the rectum. A Briggsy Rash usually develops the morning after said sexual encounters.

"I was with this bird last night and couldn't get a hard on. Had to lick her out instead and ended up rimming her. Got a right Briggsy Rash this morning."

by DaveDaveTwoPump September 28, 2022

Tug rash

Blisteringly painful friction burns on the Herman Gelmet from excessive masturbation including varying degrees of second hand man utilisation, normally arising from an all day fappathon.

Jimminy Christmas, Batman!

Even the aloe vera cream is useless against my tug rash!

by NeONscENe September 5, 2018