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1979 Raptor incident 

in 1979, an unknown aircraft had enter the American airspac.,,,, F-22s were quickly dispatched to intercept the unknown aircraft.....,,, what they saw was something they never see befor,,... it was a t-55-15 flying with what seems to be alnti gravity technolgoogo,, the craft then goes a perfect 120 degree angle upwards to dogde the aim 9 sidwinerder from the f-22,,, till this day we sdtill havnt found where the tank is hidne , who was flying it, and where it came from....,,, s
Gaijooble on their way to add the 1979 raptor incident tank as a new soviet premium tank

Red Raptor 

A Lockheed Martin F-22 Raptor who was accidentally painted red cause by a design accident,somehow it come to life
Employee: We messed up something!
Other employee: On what?
Employee: A F-22 got accidentally painted red!,the others employees called him Red Raptor!
Red Raptor by Red F-22 Block 40 January 29, 2022

Crack-Raptor 

Someone whom refuses to chill.
That alien dinosaur from star wars sounds like a crack-raptor
Crack-Raptor by KoolAIDS! April 9, 2022

she-raptor 

Narcissistic female that dwells comfortably in a wide house full of amenities and still wants to murmur and brawl. Constantly plays herself and others around her as “the snake” “the porcupine” or the “no-drama lama”. Creates a Bermuda Triangle of hype and accusations vilifying peers glorifying herself as a goddes. Those who fall into the triangle have little chance of survival. Uses shame and fear based manipulation. Feeds off others ego and reaction. Only way to defeat one is with kindness. They hunt solo. Logic and reason aggravates this creature. Synonyms are jezebel, Medusa, narca, vicious, clever girl and veloci-bitch.
Linda went strait she-raptor after you told her she was wrong for calling your mom a leach.
she-raptor by TameRascal SikhVONO August 18, 2022

Muddy Raptor 

When you deficate on a mans penis, then ride his penis
Woman 1:What did you 2 do last night?
Woman 2: He was so kinky. He told me to give him a "Muddy Raptor"
Muddy Raptor by ADHDperson June 11, 2023

Roto-Raptor 

What STEM undergrads call the "Rotary Evaporator", because learning the names of all the different forms of lab equipment is hard
"I need to evaporate the DCM out of this solution... What machine do we use for that again? The Roto-Raptor?"

"Oh, you mean the Rotary-Evaporator?"
"RAPTOR LMAO"
Roto-Raptor by denaliali July 20, 2023