raccoon eggs

A Faggot

Sup dude, why are you acting like Raccoon eggs?

by Soy06 September 24, 2018

Corporation Raccoon

A person who can get items at wholesale. He or she phones the corporation about wholesale and bought something nice.

Nice job, Corporation Raccoon! You got us energy drink for -70%.

by silverseal September 18, 2011

Raccoon Season

When multiple high school freshman girls start to experiment with make-up around the same time. Overuse of eyeliner being used results in dark rings around the eyes, similar to that of the common raccoon.

Upperclassmen 1: "Holy shit! Do you see how much eyeliner those freshman chicks have on!?"

Upperclassmen 2: "Yeah, it's Raccoon Season"

by shreddingsociety November 29, 2010

feral raccoon

syd

“oh look it’s syd the feral raccoon again”
“shit”

by tommyzz June 1, 2021

Sauce Raccoon

A noun which is characterized by an obsession of eating a variety of different sauces. Despite the fact that a certain collection of sauces may not belong to the said "Sauce Raccoon", they will insist that they deserve to have all of the remaining sauce.

Sauce Raccoons also enjoy eating sauce completely on it's own, without anything else, and are capable of eating several litres a day of the most disgusting sauce imaginable.

i) "hey jew, is that some thai sauce on the side of your plate?"
"yeah it tastes great with these chicken nuggets"
"dont worry I'll take care of it for you"
"fuck off you Sauce Raccoon"

ii) "hey guys guess what!"
"what?"
"I just got three litres of hoisin sauce and two bottles full of cok sauce from that chinese market, Im going to eat it straight"
"typical"

Sauce Raccoon

by ThatWAnnaBeRUssian March 27, 2011

Raccoon tail

Prior to completion of doggystyle anal intercourse, the feces covered penis is removed from the anus and placed on the back of the recipient with the penis remaining the asscheeks. Upon climax, the gifter will apply pressure to his penis with one or two hands as to remove the feces onto the back of the recipient. A quick design should be made while, in one motion applying raccoon eyes to the recipient.

It was a good night until I gave her the raccoon tail. She kicked me out before I could wash my hands and I had to do a shitty hands walk of shame.

by Kingding Aling August 1, 2020

Raccoon Fever

Slang -
a. sexually aroused

b. provoking or intended to provoke sexual arousal

c. sexually eager or lustful

"The girl who sits next to me in sign language has raccoon fever for our teacher."

by wolfganggetfucked November 21, 2011