Satan's Reach Around

Putting hot sauce or chill pepper on one's finger and then placing the fingers into the ass or vagina of another.

I was with this chick last weekend she gave me Satan's Reach Around. Last time I have tacos on a date!

by aestrophUnicorn February 27, 2019

Eskimo Reach Around

A sex act where a male or female places a ice cube under their partners balls, then attempt to jerk them off from behind and get them to finish before the ice cube melts.

Oh my god Brenden, i gave patrick the quickest Eskimo Reach Around last night.

by asorie July 14, 2023

kentucky reach around

When your boss fucks you but is courteous enough to pay you time and a half.

My boss gave me the old Kentucky reach around last night.

by The Last Canadian Hero September 13, 2017

I got reach

Saying you have a ginormous penis without so profane or being a pervert.

Jason: Dont want to brag but I got reach!

Matteo: Wow! Can i see!?

by Chiludon June 1, 2022

Bladed Reach Around

The act of cutting ones genitals off with a knife.

The phrase first appeared in Song Reader: the musical

"If you don't pay me by the end of the week, I'll give you one of my bladed reach around specials."

by Yuri Andropov July 21, 2016

Tallahassee reach around

When one or more objects are inserted simultaneously into two different orifices of a person by one individual.

Don't go to the gastroenterologist - he might just give you a Tallahassee reach around.

by JoshSucksAtUO October 4, 2018

Reach for my holster

When you catch someone make a mistake

I couldn’t reach for my holster and correct him.

by OhMyLord911 June 5, 2019