Satan's Reach Around

Putting hot sauce or chill pepper on one's finger and then placing the fingers into the ass or vagina of another.

I was with this chick last weekend she gave me Satan's Reach Around. Last time I have tacos on a date!

by aestrophUnicorn February 28, 2019

Bible Grove Reach

A tabletop maneuver that hails from Bible Grove Illinois, but could have possibly started in Lexington Kentucky.

The Bible Grove reach is when you reach over the table to get something because nobody will pass it to you

Ma: let me just do a bible grove reach *reaches over the table to get salt*

by Chronic fall November 14, 2019

kentucky reach around

When your boss fucks you but is courteous enough to pay you time and a half.

My boss gave me the old Kentucky reach around last night.

by The Last Canadian Hero September 13, 2017

(Halo) Reach Fever

The disease you tell your friends, co-workers and boss that you have when you stay home from school to play Halo Reach. The person with Halo Reach Fever usually wont include the word "Halo"

Nick: Dude, why weren't you at school today?

Milan: *fake cough* (Halo) Reach Fever, man. That shits pretty intense.

Nick: I heard about that shit. It's pretty deadly.

by Joe Grindle October 12, 2010

Gratuitous reach around

From behind, reaching under the armpits and grabbing a woman's breasts.

I slipped behind the woman and gave her a gratuitous reach around.

by ClassicFZ December 09, 2017

Reach for my holster

When you catch someone make a mistake

I couldn’t reach for my holster and correct him.

by OhMyLord911 June 05, 2019

awkward reach around

when attempting to give someone a reach around you miss their crotch causing you to peek under them to help reposition your hand thus causing you to lose balance and fall over causing you to spooge on yourself.
awkward reach around

GF-yeah i was with jake last night and when he was giving me anal he pulled an awkward reach around and jizzed all over his own face.

Freind-laughs*

GF- STFU

by IHateYouAllll July 09, 2010