Tailless Raccoon

Tailless Raccoon (n.) - When a man is dispensing anal sex to a woman, but then her vessel closes up, thusly leaving his dick stuck in her ass.
Ex. 1 - "Dude last night I was doin my wife in the ass but she pulled a tailless raccoon on me.. I was stuck like that for 3 hours!"

Ex. 2 - "Honey, take that cock out of my ass before I pull a tailless raccoon on you."
by Heartagram01 November 26, 2005
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raccoon eggs

Sup dude, why are you acting like Raccoon eggs?
by Soy06 September 25, 2018
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Corporation Raccoon

A person who can get items at wholesale. He or she phones the corporation about wholesale and bought something nice.
Nice job, Corporation Raccoon! You got us energy drink for -70%.
by silverseal September 16, 2011
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Raccoon Season

When multiple high school freshman girls start to experiment with make-up around the same time. Overuse of eyeliner being used results in dark rings around the eyes, similar to that of the common raccoon.
Upperclassmen 1: "Holy shit! Do you see how much eyeliner those freshman chicks have on!?"

Upperclassmen 2: "Yeah, it's Raccoon Season"
by shreddingsociety November 26, 2010
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feral raccoon

“oh look it’s syd the feral raccoon again”
shit
by tommyzz June 01, 2021
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Raccoon Fever

Slang -
a. sexually aroused

b. provoking or intended to provoke sexual arousal

c. sexually eager or lustful
"The girl who sits next to me in sign language has raccoon fever for our teacher."
by wolfganggetfucked June 04, 2011
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Raccoon tail

Prior to completion of doggystyle anal intercourse, the feces covered penis is removed from the anus and placed on the back of the recipient with the penis remaining the asscheeks. Upon climax, the gifter will apply pressure to his penis with one or two hands as to remove the feces onto the back of the recipient. A quick design should be made while, in one motion applying raccoon eyes to the recipient.
It was a good night until I gave her the raccoon tail. She kicked me out before I could wash my hands and I had to do a shitty hands walk of shame.
by Kingding Aling August 01, 2020
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