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Don’t ask questions you don’t want the answers to

It’s usually the answer you don’t want to know.

Another form of Tom Krause’s quote
“never ask questions you don’t want to know the answers to” but more suited for using in conversation.

Often used by cheating girlfriends and wives after hoeing around.
Mark: Hey babe, where were you last night?
Susan: Don’t ask questions you don’t want the answers to

Mark: Sucked off your ex, didn’t you?
by Pushover42069 January 22, 2020
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the question game

The 'offical' name for the game in which two people play normally while flirting to "get to know each other better." The rules depend on the players and are usually made up as the game goes along, but the basic jist is that the players take turns asking questions and you can't lie. The questions are usually sexual in nature and the game is a tool used to measure the person's skanky-ness.
Mark: Want to play the question game?
Jess: Sure.
Mark: So...how far have you gone?
ect ect ect
by raydar April 16, 2006
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quest

If your teacher is being really annoying and can't decided to torture you with a test or a quiz, he/she makes a quest. it's too long to be considered a quiz, but too short to be considered a test. It's a mixture or the words test and quiz.
In Global today Mr. Tromblee is giving us a quest.
by Faylyn July 20, 2008
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questionable

Un-sure about something, dont know a persons true intentions, unknown.
Is that a guy or a girl? His sex is surely questionable.

or

Anna Nicole Smith is marrying an old man. Whoa, her intentions are sure questionable.
by ookiemonster April 20, 2003
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a tribe called quest

A rap group with lots of talent and intelligence.

It is almost guaranteed that if you let someone who only listens to rock music listen to them, they will like it because of their beats and lyrics. This is because rap nowadays is not as meaningful as it was during Quest's time.
I like a Tribe Called Quest, but not Yung Joc.

I'm sure you will too if you have a shred of intelligence
by educated black woman June 25, 2006
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laser quest

popular hangout where teens shoot each other with laser guns.
"i beat lzrQT69 at laser quest last weekend"
by LeeannMoore April 13, 2008
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dumb question

a statement made before asking a questions of which one is supposed to be really familiar with the answer
Fred: Mike, 'Dumb question', how do you display a full screen of a power point presentation
Mike: Dude, press F5.
by mulele January 15, 2011
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