Quantum Identification System, also referred as Technoquantum Identification System, Quantum ID, Technoquantum ID, QID or TQID is a hypothetical and proposed identification system, that used of the ideas of quantumism and technoquantumism in order to create an ID system based on both, it seeks to develop technologies based on quantumism and on technoquantumism in order to realize so, such as advanced technoquantum implants able to adapt itself on the quantum body and/or to the technoquantum system of the person and able to identity the person by distance or even the development of means in order to put identifications on the quantum body or to the technoquantum system of the person in order to identity the person wherever he is. Quantum identification system is still hypothetical and still have a lot for be theorized and developed and it might replace human microchips in the future such as replace classical transhumanist implants together with technoquantum body system and quantum body.
“The Quantum Identification System is an amazing idea, despite it might take a lot of time to be developed, together with the technoquantum body system that might be good for replace classical transhumanism and human microchips in the future.”
by Full Monteirism June 12, 2021
The act of atomically deconstructing the structure of ones penis. It is a common joke among chemical engineers, and is also irreversible.
Chemist 1: What happened last night after the party! My dick looks like an infected clitoris!
Chemist 2: Josh had a successful round of Quantum Dick Smashing with you last night!
Chemist 2: Josh had a successful round of Quantum Dick Smashing with you last night!
by ablasteddburrito March 29, 2013
When a USB is facing the wrong way and cannot fit into a port no matter which direction the user attempts to insert it in. A quantum state USB usually collapses after it is turned around once.
"My quantum state USB is a little annoying sometimes, but it reminds me that the universe is more mysterious and fascinating than I can ever grasp"
by Crazy cow March 25, 2014
He who kills microbugs on a quantum level
Rife/plasma/scalar technology's
Or more advanced alien technology's
Rife/plasma/scalar technology's
Or more advanced alien technology's
by Adam Rhys Campbell September 23, 2020
by QuantumAbacus June 26, 2018
The "Quantum Bullshit Interval" or "QBI" is the longest possible distance between two cars where you are still unable to turn/merge safely between them. The QBI only seems to manifest when you actually need to be somewhere on time, or when getting somewhere sooner would be a great convenience.
Were it not for the train of cars all locked at the Quantum Bullshit Interval, I would have made it to work on time.
Now that I can spot and point out the Quantum Bullshit Interval, my road rage has increased exponentially!
Now that I can spot and point out the Quantum Bullshit Interval, my road rage has increased exponentially!
by NervouspyZ November 04, 2021
When someone is on a bicycle he doesn't have to follow the laws of traffic, until he gets into an accident. From the second before the collision until the second after he becomes a vehicle and suddenly all laws of traffic apply to him. This phenomenon is up until the time of writing only been observed when the cyclist isn't breaking any laws as a vehicle.
person in car: "Hey dude why did you drive so recklessly?"
person on bike: "It's okay because I wasn't a vehicle until you hit me, so you are the bad driver."
person in car: "Ah I see, the quantum bike phenomenon. I was clearly wrong here, sorry for the inconvenience."
person on bike: "It's okay because I wasn't a vehicle until you hit me, so you are the bad driver."
person in car: "Ah I see, the quantum bike phenomenon. I was clearly wrong here, sorry for the inconvenience."
by ThatGreenGuy8 November 14, 2020