Vladimir Putin

He’s a thick black nigga that runs Russia
He likes to invade Ukrainians assholes
And wants to fuck men

Vladimir Putin Is a faggot

by UrbanDicts February 26, 2022

Putin

Another word for “anus.”

“For the next medical exam, I will have to put this finger up your Putin.”

“Mooooom! Can you come wipe my Putin?”

“Honey, I’m so horny! Can you please stick it in my Putin tonight?”

by ChowderheadMG February 28, 2022

Vladimir Putin

A Vladimir Putin is when your Russian brothel maid disrespects you while riding your sweet ass trike and you hand her a well deserves Russian beat down with a swift fore hand.

Bro: Hey that foreign chick Anastasia was a real bitch last night.
Homie: Yeah I had to give her the Vladimir Putin on the way home.

by C_Cask June 23, 2014

Vladimir Putin

The best leader to ever exist. No one can out beat him

Vladimir Putin is definitely not forcing me to write this

by Definitely not a Russian agent October 21, 2020

Putin

Putin is the most lovable person! He is sweet, kind, and always there when you need him. He is ready to comfort you in any situation. Sometimes Putin can get a little funny and messy, but he will always apologize at the end.

“Wow he is such a Putin”

“I know right”
“I still love him even after high school”

by SimplyAPutin October 5, 2020

Vladimir Putin

A Russian scientist who discovered the ability to clone himself, as a result of which he can run for "president" unlimited times

p1:have you seen Vladimir Putin C-137 he said he will resign

p2: AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA

by mcbabuka January 18, 2021

Putin

The President of Russia. Great for making memes/jokes.

Just Putin on my glasses

by None yo' buissness January 31, 2018