Puerto Rican Lowball

When someone offers you offer an absurd amount for an item that’s for sale. Usually done by Hispanics, Mexicans, Puerto Ricans

Item for 1000

Pedro: “ ¿Sigue disponible? 300 cash”

Mark: “how about no, and speak English”

Pedro: “400 cash right now”

Mark: “not happening, I don’t have time for your Puerto Rican lowball”

by Clark408 September 29, 2020

Purrcocet

Also spelled as "Purrrcocet". They are a very underrated interdisciplinary artist from Texas. Their art is very unique and has been used in multiple musician's album covers.

Have you seen Purrcocet's new post? Her art is amazing!!!

by angiebabeyyy December 20, 2020

Puerto Rican Deviled Egg

When a guy is hovered over his girl and is jerking off on her face, and when he cums on her face he simultaneously shits on her chest... he must really like her a lot!!!

*don't do this if you have bad knees

Fun Fact = if you have explosive diarrhea and do this whilst cuming on her face, its called a Puerto Rican Volcano.

Ex. Knowing I was going to see my girl later, I went to Cotijas and ate 2 juicy carnitas burritos with extra sour cream and hot sauce. I then proceeded straight to Amanda's house, hoping I wouldn't shit myself, knowing I was on borrowed time. As soon as I walked through the door, I had to tip toe, knowing I might shit myself. I grabbed her hand and rushed her into the bedroom, threw her on the bed while I rapidly took my pants off, I straddled her chest and gave her the best Puerto Rican Deviled Egg she's ever had.

Ex. I was having a shitty day, it was a typical Tuesday, so I went through the drive-thru at Arbys and got a number 2. As I finished my Arbyque, I told the wife I was coming home, I felt something strong coming on. She was dead asleep when I arrived, my genitals started rise. So I gave her a wink, put on the stink, and gave her a Puerto Rican Deviled Egg... while unawakened.

by Jason’s Sugar Tits July 6, 2021

purrded

When someone does something good. Purr is slang for approval or like you did something good. The "ded" means you did it.

"Oh my gosh did u see Jessica's post, she definitely purrded in that"

by kenizee March 22, 2023

butt-purr

a female who is flatulance

She butt-purred and it stinks.

by Sneeker J January 10, 2008

Shoe-purr

How delighted you feel when you get some new shoes

She shoe-purred to work, happy in the knowledge that she wouldn't fall in the snow.

by Bronzeprincess February 19, 2018

Puertominican

a person that is half peurtorican and half dominican.

I got a date with this beautiful girl later. Shes puertominican with a gorgous ass, awesome tits and beautiful smile.

that puertominican stole my bike

i love puertominican women

by Dr. Gonzales of the center for November 25, 2011