penis purchase

Something you only buy into whilst wielding a raging stiffy. Examples include porno subscriptions, video games with hot girls on the cover, marriage, etc.

Usually I don't bother with paid porn but the genitals were hidden behind a paywall and I had to figure out if it was a man or a woman. That was a penis purchase I still regret.

by Prometheus McSpanky April 12, 2017

perchyll

Adj. Pretty chill; Being very cool

1. Wow, I'm perchyll.
2. That V-Ball game was perchyll.

by Buster Cherry July 10, 2007

perchniff

a word that you say when you are bored and feeling random.

Olivia:That girl over there is running in a circle.
Me:Perchniff!!

by perchniffMYWORD April 13, 2009

perchniff

a word that you say when you are bored, and feeling random.

Olivia:look, that girl over there is runningin circles.
Me:Perchniff!

by mywordisPERCHNIFF April 13, 2009

porch gangsta

a person who usually acts tough or hard while hanging out on their porch but as soon as they leave their porch they become soft as a marshmallow and become prone to ass beatings.

look at sean sittin on his porch with his shirt off and his bandanna on, dont worry he is a porch gangsta he only looks tough.

by weeble wobble 504 January 1, 2012

pirched

The act of hanging out somewhere and not moving

We were pirched up at bens house

by Charleswanson February 24, 2015

Porchedick

A person whom owns a sweet ride and is very abrasive and thinks they are superior

That man with the sweet ride is such a porchedick

by Matt silver April 2, 2015