Nose pubes

Nose hair that has grown so long it is noticed by others.

Should have been shaved before others noticed.

Also know as nasal hair or nose hair.

I went on a blind date but all I could notice was his nose pubes.

by RichGermanChocolate December 27, 2018

Rattle pube

Terminology used in the military to describe a stray pube in a room that stands up with the resemblance of a rattle snake.

NCO during Field Day Inspection: opens the freezer and screams at the junior enlisted “IS THAT A FUCKING RATTLE PUBE....... Failed”.

by Dick Kickem6969 July 30, 2020

puberty

When a male/female becomes a man/woman,

males get:hair everywhere,excessive growing,growing of the pectoral muscles,growing of the penic,growing of the balls/nuts/testicles,mood swings,etc

females get:breastes,hair everywhere,excessive growing,their monthley period,mood swings,etc

Me:uh oh,im going through puberty!this sucks

person after puberty:i hear ya

by puberty sucks May 28, 2010

Joker Pubes

When a woman has let her bush grow to the full potential, right when the ends began to point outwards, it looks like Jack Nicholsons smile when he played the Joker.

Man, I hate watching 70's porn, all the women have Joker Pubes.

by Sturdy Danny McGee December 7, 2009

Ass pubes

The patch of pubes that chases your asshole from your balls. Sometimes can form an ass pube net with poop.

I shaved my ass pubes, now my browneye is bleeding.

by Fatty McFatfat November 10, 2003

puberty

Anti-Endorphins. Puberty is the essence of feeling crap. It is also necessary to become a slave to the corporations, otherwise you'll be happy and oblivious all your life. This is why parents slip you a sedative and inject you with Puberty while you are sleeping when they think the time is right.

'Mmm...dear I think it's about time we inject our son with Puberty. He's old enough now.'

'Very good dear, I'll get some from the chemist tomorrow.'

'Don't get it cut, you don't want our son to have a small dick.'

'Oh come on dear, I can't afford the full dose and you know it!'

by Forking December 12, 2008

Pubertus

a gigantic monster that turns boys into men with the flick of its wand.

"oh shit its pubertus".

by Plotbert February 1, 2008