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baby purse

A fashionably over-sized purse, which is large enough to hold a child in. And can possibly used to steal babies.
Let's steal a baby today!
Okay, grab your baby purse!
by K. Ca June 20, 2007
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purple nerple

1 (verb) To pinch someones nipple really hard then twist untill the victim starts screaming for their mother

2 (noun) The result of a purple nerple. Just like the word says, your nipple turns purple
"yo man you a peice of peice im gonna give you a purple nerple"
"not the nipples!..... OOOOOOOWWWWWW!!!"
by C-Lub Ndawg January 8, 2005
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Purdy's Wharf

A distant cousin to the Cleveland Steamer, the Purdy's Wharf is accomplished by having anal sex with a fat chick, then peeing on her bed while she is in the bathroom "cleaning up".
You should have seen this nasty bitch dawg! You better believe I gave her a Purdy's Wharf!
by barfy April 18, 2005
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Pitty Purchasing

A secret form of manipulation commonly used by 4-14 year olds to get what they want. They often use this after receiving bad news, going to do or have just done something hard, or after doing something good. They use pitty as a good excuse to buy or do something that they would normally not be able to do or buy otherwise.
-Moooommmmmm, the dentist really hurt!!! Can we go to the toy store?
-No.
-Please........... It really hurts...............Owwwww.......
-No.

2 minutes later

-I'm sorry for being so annoying.... I'm over it....Owwwww.
-Would you stop trying to get me to do pitty purchasing. And we didn't even go to the dentist, you got a haircut.
-Awkward....
by sportsdude88 March 16, 2010
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stunt purse

A purse or handbag left behind in the work area of a female who has gone temporarily AWOL from her job, but who wishes to mislead co-workers into thinking she is still nearby. A stunt purse normally contains no personal effects of actual value, but may be stuffed with worthless items to give the appearance of being an actively-used accessory.
Wage Slave A: "Girl, I gotta know...how the fuck did you get away with taking a 3-hour lunch break yesterday?"

Wage Slave B: "AAHahaha, those dumb bastards in upper management always fall for the stunt purse trick! Now pass me that crack pipe before you burn your goddamn lips!"
by hecktor dangus, esq. May 5, 2008
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jail purse

Jail purse- The anus of a male or the vagina/anus of a female. Commonly used for storage of small items such as keys (to handcuffs) or small baggies containing drugs.
Cop1- Yo man, we just arrested this one girl. After we brought her down to jail they found 12 baloons of heroin that we didnt find when we searched her.

Cop2- Lemme guess, she was hiding it in her Jail purse?

Cop1- Yup, even had a handcuff key up there.
by Jack Sheldon November 10, 2008
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purging

making yourself throw up. mainly done by ppl who have eating disorders. its not healthy and it shouldnt be done. ppl who purge commonly have teeth and throat problems from all the forced vomiting. people think that if they vomit out the things they ate they could get, skinnier or prettier which is not true. eveyone is beautiful any how u look or ur weight doesnt matter at all!! pls to anyone who is purging, try to stop. i belive in u. u are strong and purging doesnt solve anything.
jessica made herself throw up and got diagnosed for an eating disorder and had to stop purging
by kmmhslot November 13, 2020
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