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Protestant Reformation

A movement started by a man, Martin Luther, who thought he knew better than 1500 years of theologians and Church teaching.
Person #1: Who was the antisemitic, sexist guy who broke away from the Catholic Church, starting the Protestant Reformation, and thus single-handedly destroyed Christian unity?

Person #2: Martin Luther.

Person #1: Oh.
by Wyatt Edwards February 19, 2009
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Professorial

Someone who approaches hot real life issues in an analytical, absorbed, and abstract manner.
Don´t come to me with your Psychology 101 bullshit!... This is a real-life-issue. Your only son just came out of the closet. Get a grip and stop being so professorial.
by rperazag June 19, 2010
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Professor Meowingtons

The Most amazing cat that ever lived. He is the reason why deadmau5 is a deadmau5. He is also known to be better then keyboard cat.
by Skrillmau5 July 24, 2011
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Professor

Professor is a term of respect given to pinao players in New Orleans. Originally, the term might have been bestowed ironically on the piano players playing in brothels, but has more general and nonironic use nowadays to refer to any type of soloist musician.
Tip the professor at least a five before you go. Doing this is good form, Dawlin'.
by eViL pOp TaRt January 18, 2009
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Protest

1. To whine and bitch about something
2. Then participate in it fully anyway
I'm protesting this stupid game because it costs too much to play!
But look at me, I'm in the top 10 with my protest on!
by **pseudonym** March 23, 2017
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surge protectors

condoms, rubbers, IUDs, diaphrams, the pill, etc
Hey joe; aren't you afraid you are going to get her pregnant? Hell no, as long as I have my surge protectors, I am not worried.
by mo cox February 1, 2007
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Prostate Protector

Slipping one off the wrist, choking that preverbial chicken etc. etc. Now scientifically proven to be good for the health !
"...It's not what you think mum, you just caught me trying to prevent Prostate cancer in later life!!"

"Just nipping up stairs dear for a spot of prostate protection"
by Big Ash July 25, 2003
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