Professional professional

A person who tries way to hard to be taken seriously.

Look at John with his linked in profile and his fancy car, what a professional professional.

by WiiWelder October 17, 2011

professor

A person who is an expert at his or her field of study.
Professors do not have a degree in education or teaching.
Matter of fact, I don't know why the silly bastards are allowed to teach without a degree in education.

Want to know why Professors suck at grading? Because they were never taught how to grade...They were not taught how to teach.

by Kamisama April 13, 2006

Promenade

A type of drink, like Lemonade but made with Pomegranates.
The flesh of which is the same colour as your Liver because it's named after the Titan Prometheus who was punished by Zeus for stealing fire and his punishment was to be tied to a rock foe eternity (that's where the Granite comes from in Pomegranate) and Eagles were sent down to peck out his liver, therefore Pomegranate and the drink Promenade

Henry loved Promenade and thought it was nice and fizzy. Therefore he named his series of classical concerts after his favourite drink.

by DetailedSubset August 20, 2011

five step process

Step One: flatter and sweet talk
Step Two: pretend you're husband material
Step Three: send shirtless pic
Step Four: talk about the future
Step Five: send dick pic

This process never fails in getting girls.

Justin Choi executed the five step process flawlessly.

by jchoi1001 October 1, 2017

Professional Googler

Someone who believes they have way more knowledge than anyone else because they can Google an issue.

Jeff: That IT guy fixed my email problems within minutes!

John: Sounds to me like a professional googler

by yeahgdaymate August 2, 2009

professional queer

a man who believes that homosexual tendencies automatically make him an authority on fashion, hair, and/or interior decorating; any man on tv wearing a pink shirt; a man on 'news' shows who's only job is to lisp endlessly about "THOSE shoes with THAT dress?"

every channel is being taken over by professional queers

by blurg May 12, 2008

Process Weenie

Process Weenie (n): Someone whose sole reason for existence is to insist that the “process be followed”, often at the detriment to a reasonable, and timely outcome, and in direct defiance of common sense and logic.

The process weenie is blocking us from getting the project done on time.

by hightidetech March 4, 2009