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chili probation

When you're eaten so much chili that your body stops functioning normally and it is no longer medically sound to eat any more.
Dude I had so much chili today that I can barely walk. Think I'm on chili probation for a bit.
by fosterfrancis March 1, 2021
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Fart Probation

The period of time when you cannot trust fart because you had what you thought was just a far, but it was a shart or worse
Oh man, I need to find a toilet, I'm on fart probation since I sharted yesterday.
by Fartprobation April 18, 2022
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Painting the Prostate

When one man/buddy takes testosterone cream and puts it on his index or middle finger, inserts it into another man’s anus (usually a work out buddy or team mate), and massages his prostate with the T-cream. Common practice among bodybuilders, and infamous by the fake doctor of the Biogenesis saga.

He would “paint the prostate” of some MLB players and other high end clientele.

Also known as “finger painting”, “prostate painting”, “Dr. T’ing the A” or “rounding 5th base”
#prostate painting #Dr. T in the A #rounding 5th base, #taintpaint, #PPP - professionalprostateplayer, #RPO - Real Players Only, #BiogenesisButtExam #RealProstatesOnly
Aroid: Hey Dr. T, I want cheat my sport more and hit more home runs. Can we do another session?

Dr.T: Of course, Alex. I cannot get enough of seeing your asshole. Bend over and spread your ass cheeks so I can stick my finger in your ass with illegal steroid cream, you know as “painting the prostate”.

Aroid: OMG….I love these “doctor” visits. Will this get me in the Hall of Fame?

Dr. T: Of course not, you stupid fuck

Aroid: Does this make me gay?

Dr. T: Definitely. This makes us BOTH gay.
by Mixsey February 28, 2019
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Prost

A really shitty, low class bar in Chicago's Lincoln Park neighborhood. Those who go to Prost are affectionately known as "prostates."
Hey, I want to go to a shitty bar packed with all dudes and pay too much for drinks. Where can we go? Prost.

Hey Bill were you being a Prostate last night? No, I stayed in so my dignity could remain intact.
by Jack Nose December 13, 2012
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probation

Person 1: “Yo bro wanna hop in on this rotation?”
Person 2: “I wish I could but i’m on probation :(“
by BangSosa300 May 31, 2018
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Prostestaut

Young prostitute. A child that has sex for cash.
Those 6th graders are prostestauts.
by Joey D (Takai) January 6, 2008
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Prosticon

One of a race of evil Robot Prostitutes that travel through space and time, fighting their good counterparts, the Whorebots. Usually is coin-operated but often accepts credit/debit. Hurts a lot more than other prostitutes when it drills you.
1. So that massage chair I sat in that was so good? It turned out to be a Prosticon!
by razorninja February 23, 2008
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