Ass Problems

The watery shit mark my Pug leaves on the couch when he drains his stinky ass glands.

Damn, Borg is having ass problems again, bring me something to clean this shit up with - and some Febreze - this shit stinks!

by Borg, 4 of 4 August 6, 2008

First World Problems

First World Problems is stupid problems we have that does not effect our/other lives in any major way.
Compared to third world problems our problems don't mean shit.

Guy 1: (Shouting) Fuck I pissed on the toilet seat.
Guy 2: Sigh First World Problems.

by Sxybich April 7, 2013

problem

a very attractive female or person

damm shorty a fuckin problem

by j-mellz April 22, 2009

No problem lieutenant sarcasm

the response to the phrase thank you captain obvious which is made when something stupid and obvious has bees said.

The sky is blue!
Thank you captain obvious
No problem lieutenant sarcasm

by thegirlthatkrumps November 28, 2010

Nazi Bar Problem

The problem when you own a space that if you let certain groups of people in, such as, in this example, Nazis, you'll literally drive everyone else away from your space, so that what started off as a normal, ordinary space will become, essentially, a Nazi bar.

It's not only Nazis — it can be fascists, white supremacists, meth-heads, PUAs, cryptocurrency fanboys — some groups will be so odious to others that they will drive everyone else from your space, so the only solution that you can enact is to ensure that they don't come to your place, even if they're nice and polite and "follow your rules", because while they might, their friends won't, those friends have a history of driving away other people from other spaces.

Yeah, he kicked you out of the Discord, but he has the Nazi Bar Problem to deal with — he can't just let you in, you and your friends would drive away his other server members.

by tariqk December 5, 2021

Cadillac problem

It’s a problem that really is not a problem in the big picture.

The mess she made by squirting all over the bed turned out to be a Cadillac problem.

by Bex34 October 20, 2006

Issue Problems

having a lot of problems having to do with issues.

That girl has issue problems having to do with her life.

by Johnny_boy316 February 24, 2009