Jet-Puffed

the act of getting screwed over by a fat person. The person doesn't necessarily need to be overweight at the time of the encounter.

Originated from Kraft Marshmallows Brand "Jet-Puffed"

952): "My boyfriend cheated on me..."
480): "Who cares, wasn't he fat"
952): "Ya, I really got Jet-Puffed!"

Man I really got Jet-Puffed, I was late, standing in line at the grocery store and this little fat kid cut in front of my to buy a candy bar.

by MsJBootie November 30, 2009

Puffer

A woman who has a thick mound of pubic hair that fills or puffs out her panties or bikini.

Puffers are sexy.

by Inquisitor April 5, 2021

peter puffer

a dick sucker. a fag

Peter griffins can be a real peter puffer, but David Griffins is a true Peter Puffer.

by Joe Saphiro December 7, 2012

fluffy puff air puffed sugar delights

The taste sensation of the '30s.

Fluffy-Puff Air Puffed Sugar Delights, handpuffed in a factoru in Newconsin!

by Donkey Kong Song September 28, 2003

puffer bear

an innocent baby you fear may become homosexual because of spending too much time in palm springs, playing in pink pools, eating at ihop, and shopping with his/her ridiculous mother. note: usually babies of this nature are marked with the sign of the red devil.

Babe, you know taking brady-bear to sf will just increase the likliness of him becoming a puffer bear! LOL

by puffer_mom_69 September 11, 2010

PUFFERFISHING

WHEN A BIG GIRL TRICKS YOU INTO BELIEVING SHE'S SMALLER THAN SHE REALLY IS WITH PICTURES

SHE WAS SO DOPE IN HER PICS,THEN I FINALLY MET HER AND SHE WAS BIG AS A HOUSE..SHE WAS PUFFERFISHING

by NEWBURGIGNORANCE August 10, 2017

Puffed

When you have taken so many hits of the ganja that your lungs can no longer take another hit.

“Bruh we smoked so much i was puffed”
“ we were passing around a couple joints and I was puffed by the 4th time around”

by Kevdogg_712 October 16, 2018