To take a shit in a girl's cunt
"So i was in bed with my girlfriend when i discovered that i had to take a shit, so i gave her a Puerto Rican Port-o-Potty by smushing her vag to my asshole and i laying a hot terd." said Julio
by edward houssein December 19, 2007
Get the Puerto Rican Port-o-Pottymug. This phrase describes someone (usually an older person) taking their weekly crap (sterio-typically taken on saturday night)
Old Guy: " poopin' on the potty saturdy night !!"
or
Worker: "Hey, what are you doin' later tonite?"
Co-Worker: "You know, poopin' on the potty saturday night !!"
or
Worker: "Hey, what are you doin' later tonite?"
Co-Worker: "You know, poopin' on the potty saturday night !!"
by Tyler Scott December 28, 2007
Get the poopin' on the potty saturdy nightmug. someone in a public bathroom stall that plays dead by being completely silent when someone else comes in
I hate when I go into the bathroom and someone is playing potty possum waiting for me to leave... I just wanna shout "poop and flush at the same time!"
by ksaysthis February 6, 2014
Get the potty possummug. by Bunnprisgorme May 4, 2022
Get the Send Dubai porta potty video daymug. It's some trend going on on websites like Myspace in 2 0 1 7. A woman and a man 69. 69ing is when the woman sucks the dick while the man eats the ass. Now this trend, aka: 69hwehaotp. This trend is like 69ing, but it's on the toilet instead. This is refereed to as: The Shitty Potty
by 10YearoldPornstar March 6, 2017
Get the 69ing her while eating her ass on the pottymug. An outdoor building with a toilet. These things don’t flush and some places with them rarely clean them out, so you’ll end up walking into that tiny little porta potty and smell someone’s bean burrito blowout, Taco Bell Tornado, baked bean bomb, and someone’s meatloaf mud slide all in one. On top of all of this, there are often no trash cans, so if you’re on your period and you have to use a porta potty, you have my sympathies. There are also no working sinks, so you might have to use hand sanitizer or nothing at all. That’s right, not all porta potties have hand sanitizer or anything to wash your hands with. So after you’ve just finished adding to the list of bad smells with your turbulent taco typhoon, you’ve gotta walk around with your hands smelling like the aftermath of that Taco Tuesday you thought was a good idea yesterday. Gross! Don’t even get me started on how bad it smells during the summer heat! If you’ve made it this far, and you haven’t picked up on it yet, I hate porta potties. You’re better off pissing in the woods. I’m a girl, and I would much rather do the squats in the woods then squeeze a fat one in a porta potty. The lesson you can take from this is that you should never go in a porta potty.
by KatherineTheLavaGirl September 10, 2022
Get the Porta pottymug. by Ziggy{they/them} June 29, 2023
Get the potty picmug.