ouch potato 

Unpleasant sensation of standing up from couch after lying and watching TV for several hours.

John thought about getting up to serve us some snacks, but the thought of the ouch potato feeling kept him in front of the television.

ouch potato by VonKrokar February 25, 2009

Wedge potato

1) One who penetrated a potato by (wedging) a hole into the side of it creating the ultimate lube less sex toy for male masturbation.

This is done by getting a large potato and carving a hole (this can also be known as wedging) a hole to a similar size and diameter to your penis and then using the potato to pleasure your self. This can also give a whole new meaning to 'Hot Potato'.

Person 1: Look at the tits on that...
Person 2: They are so perfect i'm going to wedge potato to that later

Wedge potato by Hungassaurus September 12, 2013

Team Potato

It is a group of people who can't aim to save their fucking life.

Dude your so shit. You're apart of Team Potato

Team Potato by BigBoiZEYU November 18, 2018

Potahto-Potato 

Mean 'The same thing' used when someone says the same thing in 2 different ways.

Boy: I wanna kiss you
Girl: NO
Boy: I wanna put my lips on yours
Girl: Potahto-Potato

Potahto-Potato by Hotworder August 21, 2020

Haters gonna hate and potatoes gonna potate

a saying that means you can't stop people from doing what they do best. Let the haters hate

guy one: you're so gay
guy two : Haters gonna hate and potatoes gonna potate

Haters gonna hate and potatoes gonna potate by vdiddy522 September 3, 2011

disco potato 

Slang name for a GT2860R (GT28RS) Turbo
Usually used in conjunction with a Nissan SR20DET powerplant. Can produce in upwards of 350HP with accompaning mods. Known mostly for lightning spool time and huge torque increases.

"What kind of turbo u have on ur Silvia man?"
"I slapped a Disco potato on there last night."

disco potato by IPWNUTT May 7, 2007

Idaho Potato Sack 

A sexual act or punishment in which the male punches himself in the testicles until they swell up to two or three times their actual size and tea bags the recipient unforgivably. The act is not complete until the victim blacks out or receives serious facial wounds.

Mike- "Jake stole my Reese's peanut butter cups yesterday. If i'm not mistaken i'd say he was asking for an Idaho potato sack."

Aaron- "Dude not worth the pain."

Mike- "I wont stop until this punk looses an eye or needs re constructive facial surgery."

Idaho Potato Sack by Perny October 28, 2009