Positive

A word that you never wanna hear from the doctor.

Doctor: Well, I looked at the test results...and dude, you're positive.

Positive Guy:...NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!....Really?

Doctor: Yeah.

Positive Guy:...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Some Random Hot Sexy Guy October 7, 2008

positions

"positions" can refer to the single or the album by American singer/songwriter Ariana Grande.

"positions" is the lead single off of her sixth studio album with the same name. The album is said to be very sexual and very intimate.

Have you listened to "positions" by Ariana Grande?

by JayKennyFan October 27, 2020

Postie

Postie, an Aussie slang term for Postman, the bloke that delivers your mail and parcels.

Mate 1: Oi, have ya checked the mail yet?
Mate 2: Nah mate, I haven't heard the postie come around yet

by Stingy M8 December 29, 2016

Ass rape position

If you are in prision and you drop you soap and you bend down to pick it up you are in the ass rape position.And are in danger of being ass raped. So if you are in prision do not pick up your soap.

John learned the hard way about the ass rape position.

by Deep blue 2012 December 3, 2009

cowgirl position

n. A sexual position (sometimes shortened to just cowgirl) in which the woman sits astride the man.

John and Jane did the cowgirl on their wedding night.

by fizzle April 1, 2004

Vacuum Position

A sexual position involving food. To prepare one must first set up a trail of food around the house, i.e. nuts, cheese squares, pretzels, small foods. then the male, grabs the girls legs, and does a wheel barrow, while you move around the house having sex, while the female, eats the food you have so kindly laid out for her whilst you move her about the house, like a vacuum cleaner.

"So I tried the Vacuum Position last night bro."

"Finally took my advice? what kind of food did you lay out"

"oh, I just let her eat the dog food that spilled. no big"

by BAMFasaurous March 8, 2009

Body positive

When you realise you're a lazy piece of shit and losing weight and living a healthy life isn't your cup of tea so you tell people that you've learnt to love yourself for who you are but you still seek validation from strangers by posting the pics of your flabs in a bikini.

-How's your weight loss coming along Linda?
-I am body positive now and men who don't appreciate my curves probably lack something downstairs.

by Saurabh August 24, 2018