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Posh Welsh

Engaging in the act of procreation with a sheep, but being polite enough to hold an umbrella over its head when raining.
"Is that a train over there, or a bloke having a Posh Welsh?"
by Sweetcheekz92 September 1, 2023
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Pish-Posh

A term usually used in the Uk it means “whatever” or “that’s not true
Did you hear Jerry died?

Pish-Posh.
by J_E_B October 22, 2020
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Posh Rocket

An extremely attractive middle-class female that is well-spoken, motivated and fully aware of her worth. These can often be found in expensive areas of London as well as French ski resorts. In order to win this calibre of woman over, one needs to be financially secure and have an outstanding personality.
Charlie: "I heard that Felicity was offered a top job in London, I think she's already booked a ski holiday to Courchevel for the upcoming season".

James: "No way! She's like a 9/10 and has an amazing personality too, what more could you want in a girl? She's literally the definition of a posh rocket mate".
by A bro tryna find a posh rocket January 29, 2023
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Pokey bum posh asphixi crank

Pokey bum wank

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Posh wank

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Asphixi wank

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Cry and a wank

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All the emotions
“Any plans this evening?” she asked.
Probably try a pokey bum posh asphixi crank.” I replied.
by Diamonds & Crowns September 4, 2022
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Posh Poo

A Posh Poo is where a person decides to poo their pants rather than go to the toilet.

Because your pants/boxers will be ruined and thrown away, its considered to be a "Posh" poo because it will cost you alot of money in the long run replacing all the soiled clothes.
Simon said to Luke, "I cant be bothered to get off the sofa & go to the toilet, I'm going to have a Posh Poo here instead. ok?"
by WhatsForLunch September 20, 2022
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Slosh Posh

Or "posh for the sloshed (as in, drunk)"

A specific but relatively recent English accent that's somewhere inbetween - or a mix of - Estuary English (EE) and Contemporary received pronunciation (RP)

A number of American influences, that sounds like a posh accent that's been loosened after a few glasses of wine, giving off a slurred, but still clear twang to it.

Example: instead of always "BeTTer" it would be sometimes be pronounced inbetween "Bedder" and "beller"

Or "beauddiful" instead of constantly pronouncing it as "BeauTiful"
James: this guys not from around here is he? Very posh

David: yeh but still sounds laid back just not eastend. More like an 'ammered aristocrat, sloshed asf

James: so Slosh posh!
by Zyllnus September 16, 2025
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Posh

An elegant, rich, can be annoying even, most likely british, type of voice.
"Daniel Howell has a posh voice."

"Put on a posh voice and, yup, that's Dan." -Taken from his diss track.
by >Moony< December 8, 2018
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