While getting an HJ (or ZJ) in the Champagne Room of a grimey Portland strip club, the stripper disses your Veganism background and your pussy-ass Twill pants so you rise up and beat her down with your hammer, whilst also glazing her face with your seed making her look like a VooDoo Donut.
Ryan: I’m going to Portland this weekend, going to check out some strip clubs.
James: Oh yeah? Well don’t go to club 205, I went there dressed in my hipster ass clothes and the bitch dissed me. So I mushroom stamped her and left without paying.
Ryan: We should call that the Portland Pistol Whip!
James: Oh yeah? Well don’t go to club 205, I went there dressed in my hipster ass clothes and the bitch dissed me. So I mushroom stamped her and left without paying.
Ryan: We should call that the Portland Pistol Whip!
by DirtyMike&ThaBoyz December 11, 2017
Get the Portland Pistol Whipmug. The Portland Trail Blazers (commonly referred to as the Blazers) are a professional basketball team based in Portland, Oregon. They compete in the northwest division of the western conference of the NBA. They joined the NBA in 1970. The team won the NBA championship back in 1977. The team plays their home games at Moda Center. Notable players on the team include Anfernee Simons, Shaedon Sharp, Toumani Camara, Deni Avdija, and Donovan Clingan. The team is coached by Mr. Big Shot himself, Chauncey Billups. Even though the team hasn't been good in recent years, they are still a well-supported franchise. Which is saying a lot since they don't play in a big market.
I can't believe it took this long for the Portland Trail Blazers to get their own definition on urban dictionary.
by Ziggmanster June 4, 2025
Get the Portland Trail Blazersmug. When a man is dropping a big poop, the resulting splash of water wets his butthole and scrotum in the aftermath - usually a little traumatizing to the senses.
by Capo2001 August 10, 2024
Get the Portland Log Kissmug. When you get a hand job by a methed out crackhead behind Casa Diablo for the price of 32 aluminum cans and pounder of Steel Reserve.
by amb15486372 September 5, 2025
Get the portland tugmug. A well-formed human defecation, or turd, left on a sidewalk or other inappropriate public space. Often found in cities with large unhoused populations, such as Portland, Oregon.
Sara was dismayed to find a Portland pickle on her morning run but equally impressed with its length and girth.
by NeoNeologist February 1, 2024
Get the Portland Picklemug. by Big ol dog March 22, 2024
Get the Portland dwellersmug. The act of having intercourse with another man, usually while both are assuming the vertical position.
Dave: Yo, you're never gonna guess what I saw down by the boardwalk!
Sam: Was it two homeless dudes doing the Portland push-up?
Sam: Was it two homeless dudes doing the Portland push-up?
by Snaze4Daze April 28, 2025
Get the Portland push-upmug.