Portland High School

Portland High School located in Portland, MI is owned by Lansing Catholic High School in every sport

woah portland high school just got shit on by lansing catholic

by thatfootballguy12849 January 14, 2022

portland nosejob

to inject black tar heroin into one's penis tip

"hey, did you hear that juan and carlos were giving eachother portland nosejobs?"

by fleshydevice August 29, 2025

portland tug

When you get a hand job by a methed out crackhead behind Casa Diablo for the price of 32 aluminum cans and pounder of Steel Reserve.

I was so drunk, I got a Portland tug on the corner of Front St.

by amb15486372 September 5, 2025

Portland Trail Blazers

The Portland Trail Blazers (commonly referred to as the Blazers) are a professional basketball team based in Portland, Oregon. They compete in the northwest division of the western conference of the NBA. They joined the NBA in 1970. The team won the NBA championship back in 1977. The team plays their home games at Moda Center. Notable players on the team include Anfernee Simons, Shaedon Sharp, Toumani Camara, Deni Avdija, and Donovan Clingan. The team is coached by Mr. Big Shot himself, Chauncey Billups. Even though the team hasn't been good in recent years, they are still a well-supported franchise. Which is saying a lot since they don't play in a big market.

I can't believe it took this long for the Portland Trail Blazers to get their own definition on urban dictionary.

by Ziggmanster June 4, 2025

Portland Log Kiss

When a man is dropping a big poop, the resulting splash of water wets his butthole and scrotum in the aftermath - usually a little traumatizing to the senses.

I took a huge dump last night and got a Portland Log Kiss in return.

by Capo2001 August 10, 2024

Portland Water Donation

When a homeless person buys bottled water with food stamps and empties the bottles down the drain to return the bottles for cash to buy drugs/non food stamp approved goods.

Named after Portland Oregon where the practice is quite common.

Look there's crazy Alice again, doing a Portland Water Donation to buy some more smack.

by SassySalmon93 February 12, 2023

Portland Bear Trap

When an individual, presumably female, streaks in a riot or mostly peaceful protest and a law enforcement officer shoots them in the genitals with bear mace.

Last night at the protest, that cop gave Becky a Portland Bear Trap when she was showing bean to the crowd.

by JoNathan 89 February 16, 2021