Skip to main content

Portland Bear Trap

When an individual, presumably female, streaks in a riot or mostly peaceful protest and a law enforcement officer shoots them in the genitals with bear mace.
Last night at the protest, that cop gave Becky a Portland Bear Trap when she was showing bean to the crowd.
by JoNathan 89 February 16, 2021
mugGet the Portland Bear Trapmug.

Portland three way

A three way with two lesbians and a straight man.
I think those lesbians felt bad for me, I thought I had a chance for a ‘Portland three way’.
by Owengay69 October 2, 2022
mugGet the Portland three waymug.

Portland Pistol Whip

While getting an HJ (or ZJ) in the Champagne Room of a grimey Portland strip club, the stripper disses your Veganism background and your pussy-ass Twill pants so you rise up and beat her down with your hammer, whilst also glazing her face with your seed making her look like a VooDoo Donut.
Ryan: I’m going to Portland this weekend, going to check out some strip clubs.

James: Oh yeah? Well don’t go to club 205, I went there dressed in my hipster ass clothes and the bitch dissed me. So I mushroom stamped her and left without paying.

Ryan: We should call that the Portland Pistol Whip!
by DirtyMike&ThaBoyz December 11, 2017
mugGet the Portland Pistol Whipmug.

Portland Water Donation

When a homeless person buys bottled water with food stamps and empties the bottles down the drain to return the bottles for cash to buy drugs/non food stamp approved goods.

Named after Portland Oregon where the practice is quite common.
Look there's crazy Alice again, doing a Portland Water Donation to buy some more smack.
by SassySalmon93 February 12, 2023
mugGet the Portland Water Donationmug.

Portland Taco

The act of going down on an obese, unwashed female and being unsure whether you're licking vagina or anus.
I didn't realize what it would be like til I got her undressed and went down there, it was a total Portland Taco.
by viagratriangle45 August 29, 2014
mugGet the Portland Tacomug.

Huge In Portland

A snarky way of insulting someone or something ( usually a performer) .
Billy : "waw that band was lame "
Joe : "yea they're huge in portland. "
by billy joe bob-bob October 6, 2019
mugGet the Huge In Portlandmug.

Portland

A city in Oregon that used to be cool but now has lots of problems with drugs and homelessness
"Downtown Portland has lots of homelessness sadly"
by Saengdao December 29, 2022
mugGet the Portlandmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email