The self-proclaimed capital of weirdness in the USA. Proud home of hipsters, stoners, fat people and fat stoned hipsters. The people pretend to care about the environment despite managing to turn a beautiful spot in the middle of forest, which was just about the prettiest place on earth, into a sea of giant concrete rectangles that reeks of air pollution. When you cross over the Columbia River to Washington, you immediately notice that the air gets cleaner, the rivers get bluer, and so do the skies. Overall the surrounding vicinities of Portland are a great place for kayaking, fishing and hiking. Enter the city itself at your own risk: it's basically a cheaper, shittier version of Seattle, but at least Seattle has the sea planes...
You know you've been in Portland for too long when you realize your waitress at a restaurant has an Adam's Apple.
by Haywood Jablowme Ben Dover August 20, 2023
The long-standing slogan of Portland, Oregon, at present ground zero in the new world of American Fascism.
"Be careful what you wish for", he thought, passing the downtown mural that said 'Keep Portland Weird'. Hours earlier, he had been grabbed by heavily-armed, camo-clad paramilitary, thrown into an unmarked van, blindfolded, sped away, dragged into a building, interrogated, and much later dumped back on the street. Portland was getting weird in ways that no one could have imagined.
by Monkey's Dad July 26, 2020
by billy joe bob-bob October 06, 2019
When a homeless person buys bottled water with food stamps and empties the bottles down the drain to return the bottles for cash to buy drugs/non food stamp approved goods.
Named after Portland Oregon where the practice is quite common.
Named after Portland Oregon where the practice is quite common.
by SassySalmon93 February 12, 2023
A well-formed human defecation, or turd, left on a sidewalk or other inappropriate public space. Often found in cities with large unhoused populations, such as Portland, Oregon.
Sara was dismayed to find a Portland pickle on her morning run but equally impressed with its length and girth.
by NeoNeologist February 01, 2024
The act of going down on an obese, unwashed female and being unsure whether you're licking vagina or anus.
I didn't realize what it would be like til I got her undressed and went down there, it was a total Portland Taco.
by viagratriangle45 August 29, 2014
While getting an HJ (or ZJ) in the Champagne Room of a grimey Portland strip club, the stripper disses your Veganism background and your pussy-ass Twill pants so you rise up and beat her down with your hammer, whilst also glazing her face with your seed making her look like a VooDoo Donut.
Ryan: I’m going to Portland this weekend, going to check out some strip clubs.
James: Oh yeah? Well don’t go to club 205, I went there dressed in my hipster ass clothes and the bitch dissed me. So I mushroom stamped her and left without paying.
Ryan: We should call that the Portland Pistol Whip!
James: Oh yeah? Well don’t go to club 205, I went there dressed in my hipster ass clothes and the bitch dissed me. So I mushroom stamped her and left without paying.
Ryan: We should call that the Portland Pistol Whip!
by DirtyMike&ThaBoyz December 12, 2017