Porktailing

The act of masturbating with raw bacon wrapped around a persons male parts.

My girlfriend was porktailing me this morning right before breakfast. AMAZING!! My dick still tastes like bacon after I showered.

by Lawless States December 30, 2017

Portable vagina

A portable vagina is sexual toy that guys play with when they don’t have a girlfriend :-() -> HA LOL

Omgsh this portable vagina feels just like the real thing

by Logang_pauler_TACOGANGSTER-BOY February 2, 2018

portaplexia

The memory loss that occurs when passing through a doorway into a different space.

Why the fuck fuck did I just come into the kitchen? Damn portaplexia...

by Anonoymous Mutherfucker May 7, 2018

portal knights

An awesome graphics and mechanics game,it's like minecraft but WAY better ,it's just a really beatiful game

Person 1:Have you played Portal Knights man(question mark)
Person 2:Oh yeah that awesome game like Minecraft but way better!

by Joseph Mannuel September 20, 2018

Portable Pocket

Another name for "bag" or "handbag"

"Honey, have you seen my portable pocket?"

by DovahDeathPunch September 14, 2018

Portable mouthwash

If you're thirsty, find yourself a squirter. Collect, Bottle, and save for later.

Portable mouthwash always quenches my thirst after a long run

by Farkle Safari January 4, 2019

Portable Anus Pounder

A device that is used to stimulate a butthole of a sexy femboy

Say if you're in public right and you need to bust a fat one? Just get yourself a portable anus pounder for just $999.99!

by SnakeBoiWasHere September 1, 2019