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Evil Poptart

Me in 7th grade
Back from camp...
"Um, honey...why do you have 'evil poptart' written all over your arms?"
"BECAUSE I AM AN EVIL POPTART"
by Skibby November 13, 2003
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poptarted

to make someone fall drop dead in love with you
Ryan poptarted Christine with his pimp cooter talk
by xine October 7, 2005
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Latino Poptart

the act in which you fuck a girl in the ass, and then shove your shit-covered penis in their vagina.
shit on dick + a girl's pussy= latino poptart
by ETompk September 27, 2009
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poptart

A poptart refers to a person whos musical, fashion and other tastes is dependant on what is popular at the time.
For example people whom only listen to Top40, throw out their CD's when they aren't in anymore and rate their clothes by which famous people wear similar styles not on what they like.
People who only like music made in the last 5 years are poptarts, also known as posers.
That guy dresses like a Goth but he listens to Simple Plan, what a poptart.

That girl only listens to INXS because they had a show on MTV, she is a poptart.

EMINEMs fans are all poptarts.
by Monseiur Valentine December 28, 2005
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Rusty Poptart

Done while engaging in sexual activities.
You take a shit on a Poptart and make your partner eat it.
Damn, Jake just ate a rusty poptart...
by Tasty_Skittles August 2, 2008
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homie g poptart

by smothered fries August 4, 2009
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poptart

meaning, good friend, crazy people, use to mean retared but changed it to friends be silly
that poptart danced in front of the whole school
by ashley_allthat January 18, 2007
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