Pooper Snooper

When some one takes a crap on a glass coffee table and you lay underneath and watch.

After giving her a ShockerSanchez, she got on the table and gave me a Pooper Snooper!

by Dcraig1217 December 10, 2010

lazer pooper

Someone who poops as fast as a normal person would pee

Damn! That bathroom trip only took 2 minutes. You must be a lazer pooper!

by Potatoes confetti February 22, 2018

Poly Pooper

Someone that poops multiple times per day

"Why is John always going to the bathroom when we hang out?"
"Oh, he's just a poly pooper"

by glarmbo January 07, 2023

Poly Pooper

Someone that has to post comments about their knowledge of polyamory failures when they see positive poly comments online.

Damn fam, I post one comment about poly and all these Poly Poopers come out of the woodwork to shit on it.

by CatchingRays June 19, 2020

ostrich pooper

A person who is just being an asshole or extremely toxic. This word describes a person that nobody would typically want to have as a friend.

Josh: God! Daniel is being such an ostrich pooper!
Brian: I know right! He keeps calling me ching chong and it's fucking retarded.

Zaid: Stupid ostrich pooper teamkilling me!

by Mr. Ostrich Man March 14, 2019

right in the pooper

reference to sticking your dick in a girls ass hole

hey man i just stuck in right in the pooper

by pooper king June 12, 2011

Cock in the pooper

Verb (I think)- A term commonly used when you see/visualize an extremly hot female (paris hilton) and you have the urge to stick your penis (cock) into a females patootie (pooper)

Paris Hilton is so hot! Yes dude! I got her with cock in the pooper!

by Tyler November 12, 2004