Poland

The country in central Europe known for tall people, volleyball, vodka and extremely hot chicks. The school system is really hard, so when someone can give you a definition of surface integrals, knows what the capital city of Somalia is, and recognizes Charlemagne on some medieval coins, he is probably polish middle school student. The citizens of Poland drink gallons of alcohol and don't get drunk at all. They use vodka as an energy drink during volleyball games and skijumping. Polish girls are damn hot, and they speak English with strange russian accent, but their grammar and vocabulary is better than native americans'. When polish workers cant finish the task, they call for brothers, cousins and every second friend, and they get it done in 2am in the morning, but thats ok, because they dont charge.
Unfortunately other nations will never understand polish humor, since its based on polish language, which is fucking hard and has been never understood by any non-polish person.

Wojtek: Are you sure its vodka?
Tadeus: Its pure alcohol dude!
Party in Poland

by dafuq March 6, 2012

Polanski

A short version of the name for a kick ass derby skater on the Ithaca League of Women Rollers who also has a (in)famous affection for liking them young.

"You better keep your hot & legal 17 year old sister Jennifer far away from Rollin' Polanski after the bout!"

by MarkusB(LoveyouMiche!) March 27, 2010

Pomant.

(adj.)(v.) The act of having sex with some while pooping out diarrhea over your partner, or sex covered with poop.

"Julie and I were having sex last night when she pomanted over me."
"Julie and I's sex was very pomant.

by JimmyJohns. August 8, 2010

PmanS

PmanS is similar to when women "PMS" but it can be controlled. It is when a man behaves with extreme instability.

Beware! Not many people will take it as an excuse to be rude.

Dude, he is having a mega PmanS

by laspace December 29, 2009

Poland spring

The rare occurrence of urinating instead of ejaculating with a full erection during the act of sex.

Guy: she was giving me head and out of nowhere I unexpectedly Poland springed her.

by Kavorks August 12, 2019

Poland Polish

This word perfectly describes a TikToker called witchesoven. Fun fact: witchesoven likes manjo cooki

wa.fflu: "Where are you from?"
witchesoven: "Poland"
wa.fflu: "Poland Polish

by Sea Fairy Cookie January 29, 2022

You forgot Poland

What you say to a person when you have been one-upped by said person in an argument or debate of some sort. Pretty much just lets you try to get the last word in when you have no other retort.

Person A: "Oh man! We got jumped by like twelve guys and kicked all their asses!"
Person B: "Actually there were three; Steve McPeterson, Dave Ellis, and that guy that works the Wendy's drive-thru."
Person A: "Well, you forgot Poland."

by Prox March 19, 2005