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Playstation

The original gaming console made by Sony. A slimmer version later came out because people were sick of mixing oil and gas so they could play Crash Bash. Regular maintenance was needed like greasing the disk tray using a grease gun made for the playstation (Sold separately).

Critics didn't like having a system with a 4 stroke engine so they made a console named the PSOne. Which did the same exact thing except it made Sony more money. Memory cards could hold a whole 8MB and weighed approximately 32 pounds.

Gamers who like to collect game consoles tend to like the Playstation. It's value can be up to 15 dollars but shipping is $500 due to the wide load truck needed to move it. The lense used to read the disk is made out of only the highest quality plastic and the shell is made from the highest quality steel.
Nils: "Woah, that a huge generator ya got there!"
Jordan: "Nope, thats my old Playstation 1"
Nils: "How retro! I'll give you 15 dollars for it"
Jordan "Ummm.... k, dont you have a PS3 though?"
Nils: "Ya but i need retro video games to fill the empty space in my life that most people fill with friends and a social life."
Jordan: "K, give me my money, want some free games and a tank of gas/oil mixture?"
Nils: "Nah, i got nitrous oxide"
by jordan199311 August 16, 2009
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Something that ruined videogames for everyone except chavs.
People that play playstation games are often simple minded idiots that think violence is so funny they will repeat it a million more times.
chav 1: YO! Did u gangsta's get da new GTA? INNIT!
chav 2: Yeah! It is sound innit. I beat up... (so stupid he can't count)
Normal person: Why don't you get a Gamecube or an Xbox?
chav 1: NO! cos da playstation 3 'as a boomerang 4 a controller! BRAP!
by meh2 July 16, 2008
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Playstation 4

The "Playstation 4" is a non-existant console that will never exist since its previous console will die a painful death see Playstation 3 and PS3
PS Fanboy: Man the playstation 3 roxxx and i cant wai for playstation 4 it will b evn better!11!
Normal Gaming Guy: The ps4 will come when hell freezes over moron
PS Fanboy: :(
by Justin Iotan July 3, 2007
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PlayStation 6

First to use PlayStation 6 on UD”
by Ratonhkaton October 6, 2020
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PlayStation 5

The thing your little bro won't shut up about to expensive like bruh...
I WANT PLAYSTATION 5 AHH MOMMYY GIVE ME MONEYYY
by OwONOTFURRY45 November 22, 2020
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Playstation Underground

Playstation Underground, or PSU is an online community where gamers can disscus Playstation and other things. The 2 most populare boards on PSU are the off topic, and the PSP. all the noobs go to the PSP board, where as more 1337 people post in the off topic (like famous PSU memeber, B-A-M.)
It's not uncomon on Playstation Underground (PSU) for people to praise B-A-M for being so super 1337. Infact, just the other day Patriot and PSX_Cheatser made a thread stating how much they wished they were B-A-M. and pxgamer was jelouse.
by B-A-M October 16, 2006
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When somebody buys hundreds of sexual toys and puts them all in one room, that room becomes a "playstation."
Lets hang upside down and throw dildos at eachother in my playstation!
by Chris Carver July 20, 2008
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