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Leopard Printing

A sexual act between two people, where one person goes for a shit and doesn't wipe. Meanwhile their partner gets down on all fours. After the first person has finished their shit, they squat over their partner and spread their bum cheeks, then dip up and down while printing "leopard" like spots on their back.
Boyfriend - "Your back is like a blank canvas"

Girlfriend - "it's ready for some leopard printing"
by Man-Leopard May 6, 2011
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painting the road

by rolfjslfjedlnoivjf September 6, 2009
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painting the pickle

To pleasure oneself typically in a public toilet. Mostly in a portable outhose
Work was slow at the construction site so I went to the porta-potty and began painting the pickle.
by Mopopi March 3, 2016
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Drunk Painting

When a person decides it would be funny to get drunk and then decides to paint a picture. Usually ends up on the floor or paint on the floor.

There have been few cases of drunk painters drinking all the paint - mistaking it for alchohol - But that resulted in a trip to a hospital.

Some artists have created their best pieces of work whilst drunk because their emotions are so definate and decided they have crazy ideas to paint.
John: Owwww, my tummy and my head hurts
Kenny: were you doing some more Drunk painting's again?
John: Maybe...But that doesnt explain why my tummy hurts....
Kenny: *thinks*
John: oh kenny, were you at my house last night?
Kenny: nooo.......why?
John: Because all my paints are nearly empty but my actual painting doesn't have much paint on it, and there's none anywhere else...
Kenny: Oh dear, you haven't drank it all have you, I had a freind called bob once and he had to go to hospital because he drank all the red paint.
John: Crap.
by o iop June 4, 2009
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Finger Painting

1.v. To play with sperm preferably your own. Moving it with your index finger in swirly patterns. One could also write or draw pictures with it.
1. Me and Jonny whacked each other off last night and got on some finger painting.
by FPTop100 June 15, 2009
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Cave Painting

When a man engages in sexual intercourse with a girl without any form of protection. The man fails to 'pull out' in time, therefore leaving the female with 'cave paintings' inside of her nether regions.
"We didn't have any condoms but we still done it anyway. I didn't pull out in time and she was left with some cave paintings."
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painting her tractor

The act of ejaculating on a female's dildo mid masturbation.

NOTE: Female must possess a massive bush.
Dude, I picked up this stripper last night, but she freaked when i started painting her tractor.
by colonelangusboregardthesecond December 10, 2010
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