Member Pouch

A vagina.

Brendon: “hey Maria, can I slit my member into your member pouch?”

Maria: “of course you can, my uwu trash bean..”

They make love.

by Jaygameing2017 January 3, 2021

p much

Shortening of pretty much.

"So it turns out that Jesus is a straight up badass."
"yeah p much."

by portaparty March 13, 2013

cock-pouch

Men's bikini underwear (Speedo)

by Uncle Kaussen May 10, 2003

dildo pouch

N. Derogative, Slang

A pouch for a dildo. A douchebag.
A cock pocket for dildos.
If you are a dildo pouch, you or others store dildos inside of you.

Can include stuck up teachers that act like they have a stick up their ass all the time.

Kevin: Hey Taylor!
Taylor: What?
Kevin: You're just one big dildo pouch!

by logophilito May 20, 2008

Joey Pouch

An average to skinny figured female, with a mound of fat (or in scientific terms: lipids) acquired around the lower stomach region. In turn, looks like a female Kangaroo's Joey Pouch. Which, of course, is the pouch that they carry their babies in.

Also known as "JP" for short.

Justin: Dude, did you see that chick's joey pouch?
Mike: Yeah man. She wasn't really fat. She was just kind of...
Justin: Yeah. She was rockin' that joey pouch. Were you mirin'?
Mike: That goes without saying, man. I love bishes with JP's. coolguyface.jpg

by Will Powers March 14, 2011

cum pouch

The marsupial like pouch in a woman's abdomen used to store quarts upon quarts of man juice.

Check out the cum pouch on that chick.

by Paul B April 24, 2003

pucher

When a man shits and farts from his penis. The male version of a queef.

"The old man in 302 just puchered"

by Cadet Shane November 8, 2007