Political Porn. Such as the endless shares and reposts of biased news articles, political cartoons, memes, and other politically based materials intended to sway or teach other people the original poster's point of view. But we all know that they just come across as a lunatic and only teach us that they are surfing the net for hours in search of this stuff. Or else, they copy and paste entire emailed talking points from their PAC or political party. Their sarcasm in the posts comes across as sad as someone who cries while masturbating.
Marty likes to go home and search for plorn every night and posts it to Facebook after work to prove a point that nobody cares about. Alex Jones is like the Larry Flint of plorn.
by OriginalScapegoat December 9, 2013
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n.
A dishwasher, or sometimes one who performs any kind of restaurant-based menial work.
Originating in 1920s France, "plongeur" is French for "diver," the idiom was presumably created as a result of the damp nature of the work, or possibly because it was a job largely performed in deep Parisian cellar-kitchens.
The expression today is kept alive by smart-ass, American Liberal Arts majors who think they're smart because they read Orwell, and want add an air of romance to cover up the shame of the fact that they'll be hosing down buffet plats in back of the Golden Corral for at least eight years, until a cherry teaching job opens up, at a whopping forty grand a year.
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Some boring submarine no one cares about.
n.
A dishwasher, or sometimes one who performs any kind of restaurant-based menial work.
Originating in 1920s France, "plongeur" is French for "diver," the idiom was presumably created as a result of the damp nature of the work, or possibly because it was a job largely performed in deep Parisian cellar-kitchens.
The expression today is kept alive by smart-ass, American Liberal Arts majors who think they're smart because they read Orwell, and want add an air of romance to cover up the shame of the fact that they'll be hosing down buffet plats in back of the Golden Corral for at least eight years, until a cherry teaching job opens up, at a whopping forty grand a year.
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Some boring submarine no one cares about.
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"I hear Chipotle is hiring. Their best plongeur left to take a job watching after a docile imbecile."
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"Nobody gives a shit about submarines like The Plongeur."
"I hear Chipotle is hiring. Their best plongeur left to take a job watching after a docile imbecile."
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"Nobody gives a shit about submarines like The Plongeur."
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Dude, I'll call u tonight, then you call Lisa, then Lisa can call Beckerz and we can get a phorgy goin on.
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