smarty pants

someone who displays intelligence in an annoying way

Amy: Oh no. Here comes Mark, Mr. Smarty pants.
Becky: I’ll bet he’s going to tell us about how to fix my car.
Amy: I’m sure you’re right. He’s always shooting his mouth off about all the things he can do.

by shracaneits January 16, 2009

shit plant

proceeding to fall face-first into an abnormally big pile of shit.

YUCK!! I pulled a Russel Evans and did a shit plant

by -____- January 13, 2005

still pants in the chest

An expression used to state that a situation, person or object is fine, or okay.

John: Hows life?
Paul: Still pants in the chest

by PantChest February 25, 2010

Schrödinger Pants

Pants which are shorter than the wearer’s shirt and it appears the wearer has on no pants. The wearer is simultaneously both wearing and not wearing pants. Much like Schrödinger’s cat; which is simultaneously dead and alive in an unopened box.

The college students have moved back to campus; I saw a whole flock of college girls in Schrödinger pants at Walmart today.

by KuteKhemist August 21, 2018

Sweet in the pants

when you suspect someone of being gay. can also be used at a diss. SEE ALSO "Sugar In The Pocket"

i always thought john was a little sweet in the pants if you know what i mean...
yea after that story he told us last night, im sure hes got a little sugar in the pocket...

by Phazer001 October 23, 2011

sucky-pants

Someone who either sucks at a particular activity, completely sucks at everything, or just sucks at life in general. Such as if your playing football and someone can't ever catch the ball, or if your out skating and someone can't do an incredibly easy trick: they are a sucky-pants. Because they suck.

Timmy can't even kickflip! What a horrible little sucky-pants.

by Stuy Lewis October 11, 2005

Sparkly Peacock in Your Pants

When one is very pissed off

Uncle Oley throws his new invention off of the table in rage because it doesn't work.
"Uncle Oley, what is wrong? Do you have a Sparkly Peacock in your Pants"-Hans
Uncle Oley punches Hans in the face

by Pterodactyl, Meghan January 14, 2008