sex pistol

A small white British man who has short man syndrome due to lack of sex. He walks round all day with a "loaded gun" unable to shoot it, he instead takes his anger out on society. A sex pistol often has poor dental hygeine.

A sex pistol came into the store today and lost the plot because we had run out of "reader's wives" magazines.

by blair January 16, 2005

pistol-whipped

A variation on the term "pussy whipped". With the word "pistol" referring to the male genitalia instead.. Or, a talented studbroad and her toys.

"Should I invite Claryssa to the bachelorette party?"
"
You can, but I doubt she'll make it, That dude she's been banging has got her so pistol-whipped she doesn't even answer my texts anymore."

-or-
"WTF, why did Carlos ditch us at this suck-ass bar?"

"Oh, I think his boyfriend wanted to leave, not him, but he's totally pistol-whipped."

-or-

"Damn! That straight friend of Lisa's is cute!"

"The one in the sun-dress? She's hot and married."

"I don't care, I could pistol-whip that ass, she won't ever go home"
"

by Evil Temptress October 14, 2011

pistol grip

A masturbation technique where your index finger points out and your thumb sticks up while you jerk off.

I tested out the pistol grip while I was jerking off and I shot my load 6 times. I now have an awesome six-shooter.

by DMITCH November 22, 2007

Pistol Whip

the act of strikeing one to the neck with the butt of a pistol.

SHUT THE FUK UP, or i'll pistol whip ur ass

by kman kenny January 15, 2008

Pistol toad

A person that is quick to jump at the chance to use a gun instead of fighting

That muthaphucka is a pistol toad, he always pullin out his strap ready to bust instead of knuckling up like a real man.

by Bernardo Mannie Barba November 6, 2007

tuck the pistol

a hard-on in public, can't tend to the erection! Tucking your hard dick so its unnoticable

today I was walking and seen this fine bitch...you know I had to tuck the pistol homie...

by Raptactics October 24, 2007

Pistol City

Pistol City is a terribly idiotic nickname given by city residents to the city of Bristol, UK.

"Dude, I was walking through Pistol City last night and thought to myself, wait, there hasn't been a gun in this motherfucker in 15 years.

by chinmaster November 23, 2011