To Offer a Pinocchio:
Male: "Excuse me, can I offer you a Pinocchio?"
Female: "What's that, a drink or something?"
Male: "Well, lets just say it involves some long wood with no strings attached."
Male: "Excuse me, can I offer you a Pinocchio?"
Female: "What's that, a drink or something?"
Male: "Well, lets just say it involves some long wood with no strings attached."
by wolff333 June 3, 2009
Get the To Offer a Pinocchio mug.1. A slang term meaning oral sex.
2. A fictional puppet from the 1940 Disney movie of the same name.
2. A fictional puppet from the 1940 Disney movie of the same name.
1. I'm going out with my girlfriend tonight. I hope she gives me Pinocchio.
2. Ben: I'm watching Pinocchio right now.
Roger: You're watching oral sex!?
Ben: No man, you're a fag. I'm watching the Disney movie.
2. Ben: I'm watching Pinocchio right now.
Roger: You're watching oral sex!?
Ben: No man, you're a fag. I'm watching the Disney movie.
by hot-fire July 16, 2008
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A post made on an electronic message board or social networking site giving vent to an opinion to which everyone viewing same feels entitled to take a swing at the OP (original poster).
Post: "Man, the bitches on this site are so STUCK up! I've been on here 24 hours and no one's hit me up yet."
Reply: "Dude, you're a lame misogynistic asswipe if you think you're entitled to a response."
Second reply: "IAWTC"
Third reply: "Ditto"
Forth reply: "Let me guess, this is another 'nice guy' post, isn't it?"
Fifth reply: "What's this I've stumbled across, another pinata post? FAIL"
Reply: "Dude, you're a lame misogynistic asswipe if you think you're entitled to a response."
Second reply: "IAWTC"
Third reply: "Ditto"
Forth reply: "Let me guess, this is another 'nice guy' post, isn't it?"
Fifth reply: "What's this I've stumbled across, another pinata post? FAIL"
by cwesq July 25, 2009
Get the pinata post mug.The nug of bud which is a little bit bigger than the hole, just enough so that the ganj wont cash through your piece into your mouth
Nigga uno: " yo i only got sum keefe left"
Nigga duo: "aiight i got a pilot nug. Dont want any scoobies"
Nigga duo: "aiight i got a pilot nug. Dont want any scoobies"
by Dingbucks February 13, 2010
Get the Pilot Nug mug.A random blood rush to one's penis causing a spontaneous erection. Often causes embarrassment and laughter.
by L0stf0rever June 7, 2011
Get the Pinocchio Pants mug.Spanish slang for a big 'pinga' which is a Spanish word meaning penis. So pingota means big fat penis.
That ho Randi loves my 'pingota'. She's now officially a size queen.
The stripper said during the lap dance I couldn't touch her cookie. But as soon as she felt the size of my hard 'pingota' she couldn't keep her hands off of it. How's that fair?
I hate when I sit on the toilet and my 'pingota' goes in the cold toilet water.
That bitch Randi told everyone she knows about my 'pingota'. Now when I'm around, their eyes are on my crotch admiring my 'pingota'.
One downside of having a 'pingota' is when smashing vag from behind you can't feel the pleasure of going all the way in and feeling those ass cheeks smacking against your pelvis :(
The stripper said during the lap dance I couldn't touch her cookie. But as soon as she felt the size of my hard 'pingota' she couldn't keep her hands off of it. How's that fair?
I hate when I sit on the toilet and my 'pingota' goes in the cold toilet water.
That bitch Randi told everyone she knows about my 'pingota'. Now when I'm around, their eyes are on my crotch admiring my 'pingota'.
One downside of having a 'pingota' is when smashing vag from behind you can't feel the pleasure of going all the way in and feeling those ass cheeks smacking against your pelvis :(
by Big Papi Juan January 7, 2019
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