Pineapple

A pineapple can be many things:

a)A residance under the sea, best for sponges.
b)A fruit, very prickly, that has no place on a pizza(growls), best not to be inserted up the ass.
c)A term for a brunette who is so freakin stupid.
d)A stupid grenade every1 mentions, but as it can kill people, we will mention it. (Great for hoe fights)

a)Spongebob Squarepant's underwater pineapple house.
b)The fruit ya dumbasses.
c) Has brown hair and says the word "like" a lot and is so slow its funny. (aka. violet crumble(as in the candybar))
d)Goes "KABOOM!!!"

by Sarah And Kitty May 9, 2006

Pineapple Under The Sea

A place where a Yellow sponge lives inside a Pineapple under the Sea which neighbors live in a Tiki head and a Rock.

"Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea?" SPONGEBOB MOTHER FUCKING SQUAREPANTS.

by Kylotastic October 27, 2017

Pineapples

You feel stupid by looking up the definition

Me: hmm I wonder -searches up pineapples-

Urban Dictionary: WHY ARE YOU LOOKING UP PINEAPPLES YOU STUPID FUCK

Me: is this why I failed my science test? ;-;

by Hoomannnnn November 18, 2017

Squishy Pineapples

Clenching onto a male's balls and squezzing so hard they pop.

My girlfriend told me if I dumped her, that she would gove me "Squishy Pineapples".

by Darkbuol94/Megatrousers94 September 11, 2009

pineapple fritter

slang for "up the shitter"

"I'm going to wind it up her pineapple fritter tonight. She'll love it don't you think Tarquin"

by Ring Commander Bear (HnD) December 9, 2004

The Pineapple Incident

an insanely hilarious episode of the TV show how i met your mother in which Ted does 5 shots, gets super drunk and cant remember how he got home with a girl and a pineapple in his bed.

The Pineapple Incident is the funniest episode of How I Met Your Mother!

by psychopathickitties December 27, 2008

Pineapple Sunrise

Waking up first thing in the morning, from sleeping on your back, to your sex partner's butthole in close proximity to your face whilst they urinate on your stomach. Also known as a Hawaiian Alarm Clock, a Waikiki Wake-up Call, and an Anal Aloha.

Whilst on holiday in the American-Hawaiian islands with my man-servant, Wellington, I felt a trifle of warm liquid upon my mid-section. Much to my surprise, twas Wellington's mudhole I spied, mere centimeteres from my coutenance as he delivered unto me a jolly-good Pineapple Sunrise. What-ho!

by Lord Worthington Terdholm August 10, 2009