Pinch the head off of a grocery snake

Yet another way to say "I have to take a shit".

Alternate: Pinch the head off of a dirt snake.

Yo, I gotta go pinch the head off of a grocery snake.

by jake4d April 27, 2010

Pinch Nigger

In baseball, a pinch hitter who also happens to be black.

The original batter is injured, so it looks like we're gonna have a pinch nigger, hank aaron, bat for him instead

by Pinch Niggers Rule October 3, 2009

Quick Pinch

An informal, yet polite, way to excuse yourself from any situation where you must run and eradicate your cramping bowels of fecal matter because holding it is simply not an option.

Example 1:
Carl's Boss: Our third quarter profits were above expectation..............Yes Carl?
Carl: Sir I will be right back. I need to run for a Quick Pinch.
Carl's Boss: Understandable. As I was saying............

Example 2:
Sandy: Honey, please stop at the next gas station. I need to do a Quick Pinch. That meatloaf back at the diner we ate at is scooting through me.

by Eaton Holgoode April 30, 2015

piacho

1. a nice peach, ready to be picked off the tree.

2. sometimes when you get stuck in a rut, and you want to shout something, you gotta shout this.

3. a nice orange/pink tone

I went down the street, and i spotted a nice PIACHO on a lovely tree branch, so i scoooped it off the tree, and took a big bite.

-or-

I was stuck in traffic, and I had so many things in my mind, so i screamed "PIACHO".

by Rye Dind Urty August 21, 2006

Gentleman's Pinch

A small amount of marijuana (usually from .5 grams to 2 grams) given to a friend or regular customer that has run out. Typically this is to tide them over until the regular smoker can purchase their next bag.

Friend 1: "Shit man I'm all out and I don't get paid until tomorrow!"

Friend 2: "I'm still holding. Don't sweat it. I'll run you a Gentleman's Pinch here in a few."

Friend 1: "Awesome. Was about to be a long day!"

by Memphis Chris September 4, 2010

it's a pinch

the catchphrase of Takuto Tsunashi (Star Driver: Kagayaki no Takuto), a bishie who wants to lead the fabulous school life and to sing out his youth, but instead he ends up fighting huge mecha's to save the world. Though he often uses 'pinch', he also said 'it's a punch', 'it's a wonder' and 'it's a sundae' so far.

Person 1: "Oh God, this math homework... it's a PINCH~!"
Person 2: "I know right, it's a WONDER how I'll get that all done for tomorrow."
Person 3: "And- wait, I can't relate this to a sundae."

by Ivrogne May 6, 2011

pilchard

Idiot, fool, incompetent. A general all-purpose name to call people. Good when you are losing an argument, it can even combat mother-calling.

Guy 1 "Yeah but your mum's a slag"
Guy 2 "Shut it you PILCHARD"

by hypnoticme February 19, 2005