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I Choose you Pikachu

As you are having intercourse, you scream "I Choose you Pikachu" as you slap your balls aggressively against the women.
Josh: "I CHOOSE YOU PIKACHU"
Smacks the women*
The 'women": "We're fucking done.."
by ImOffensive August 1, 2025
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pikachu chabaku

When you beat your opponent in 3 consecutive games of belote in one single seating .
Oh no, Ler and Khach were Pikachu Chabaku today!
by Belote Master December 24, 2021
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Isaiah Pikachu

When you claim to be a Kansas City Chiefs fan, but you don't know any of the players names. Typically the oldest son of three. The kind of person that would wrestle and have a fridge in their room. An upstate New York big boy type. The type of person who would jump over a puddle and lose their debit card. The kind of person that looks up to the Rizzler for huzz. The last of the Jabroni
Person number 1... look at this Benjamin over here

Person number 2.. oh great now I got to hear about Isaiah Pikachu as well as Chris Brown dancing on the defense

Person number 3.. oh great probably a Longhorns fan and has braces. The kind of sketchy kid that locks his bedroom door. One of them scumbag boys
by Skyleezy4sheeezy March 1, 2025
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Pikachu

Let’s be honest here, eevee is much better in everything wise, but it would help if pikachu wasn’t the mascot for every fucking Pokémon game. Have you ever seen a Pokémon game that doesn’t have a pikachu in its title nowadays? Well I have too but still
1: I hate pikachu, praise eevee, the TRUE GOD
2: The divorce was three years ago dude, get over it
by The_Mad_Doctor August 20, 2023
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Pikachuing

When jumper cables are put on the testicles and are turned on while they are cumming inside the girl and saying “Pika…Chu!!”
I love pikachuing my girl
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Pikachuing

Pikachuing is the act of sticking your dick in an outlet (Specifically without the cover on it) whilst screaming pikachu.
Person A: yo I just practiced pikachuing last night. And I survived.
Person B: you are one dumb motherfucker.
by A guy who likes nu metal December 21, 2024
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I would fuck a pikachu

People who have sexual attraction to Pokémon say this
P1: did you fin-
P2: I would fuck a pikachu
by I have sex with Pokémon December 23, 2019
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