A special forces/operator wannabe. Often clad in the latest in "tacticool" fads and adorned in Punisher logo and moldy labia patches, pie hitters, as opposed to pipe hitters, a slang term for actual Tier 1 operators, usually lack hard discipline and physical training, and their physique reflects this. Pie hitters often break the rules of safe shooting in the attempt to master drills that, allegedly, mimic real life encounters.
1: "Hey, you see the new James Yeager video? He had his trainees jump on their guns to test their durability, but one fired and hit a guy's truck."
2: "Go figure. That pie hitter shit is gonna get someone killed one of these days"
2: "Go figure. That pie hitter shit is gonna get someone killed one of these days"
by pepevonkek April 21, 2017
by tyras gay July 24, 2014
Pussy. Female genitalia. Thought to have originated in Whitley Bay, England (near Newcastle) in early 1960's.
by Ignatz Sassafras January 26, 2010
participating in sexual actions with a fat and/or ugly person in order to boost one's self esteem. not the same as 'mercy sex'
I was feeling pretty low that night, wasn't having much luck with any of the cute girls, and I ended up humping a comfort pie.
by Pandacoon December 09, 2011
When you ejaculate inside of a girl during anal sex. She then proceeds to push out your man juice like she normally would in a regular vaginal cream pie but it comes out of her ass instead.
Dude I came inside of her ass last night! She totally fudge pied me when I was done! It was so tits!
by Moshbearpig May 19, 2013
Someone who’s hella cute and you can just describe them as cutie pie. You want to give them the whole world. For you, they’re the most attractive, most beautiful and prettiest human being on earth and they make you happy eveytime they message you.
by anonym12091994 April 02, 2019